Ms. Knowles:
I’ll say this as concisely as possible: If you even think about trying to bring puff shoulders back into style, I will hunt you down and kill you and then hack off your shoulders just to make sure my point is clear.
Love always,
Beet
At the LA premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday.
Beyonce Knowles performs at the American Music Awards on Sunday.
Beyonce rocks the Addams Family chic look, as she hosts Gotham magazine’s annual party in NYC.
Wait a minute … what the hell kind of magazine still has the cash to hire Beyonce to host their damn parties? Isn’t every print publication in New York tossing people away like last night’s panties? I swear, Gotham magazine better not lay off a single person this year. They probably paid three people’s annual salaries to get Beyonce there in that ridiculous dress.
Check out Justin Timberlake’s brilliant stint on SNL last night.
Can we just make him a regular cast member already?
Here’s the newly released set of promo pictures for B’s upcoming album, I Am Sasha Fierce.
This looks more uncomfortable than fierce, IMHO.
So, the title for Beyonce’s upcoming double album is I Am … Sasha Fierce. She’s released a statement explaining why:
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am … Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”
Who the hell would choose the name Sasha as a stage name?
That’s a name for strippers and dogs.
Outside TRL on Tuesday.
It’s been awhile since I’ve been impressed by Beyonce, but this new single and video are actually blowing my mind. I love it. It’s a reminder of why we fell in love with Beyonce in the first place. Very raw and sexy in a way only B can pull off.
She also released a video for her other new single, “If I Were a Boy.” While I applaud her awareness of the subjunctive mood, this one isn’t really doing much for me.
