Blake Lively and Penn Badgley will never break up, no matter how fat and douchey he gets. They showed up together to some charity event at Cipriani in NYC on Tuesday.

Also there: Bar Rafaeli, who’s definitely put on some weight. I’m not saying she’s fat — SHE IS NOT FAT — but she looks a lot different these days. It’s crazy how going from a size negative two to a size four can completely change the way you look.

Model Bar Rafaeli celebrates the unveiling of Southwest Airlines’ SI One Airplane at LaGuardia Airport in NYC.

So, if you haven’t heard by now, Leo DiCaprio and Bar Rafael are dunzo.

So who’s Bar banging now?

None other than pro surfer Kelly Slater. Who, many folks have pointed out, is also who Giselle Bundchen jumped into bed with after she split with the What’s Eating Gilbert Grape star. (Sorry, but everyone else is referring to him as the Titanic star when they write that sentence, and I wanted to be different.)

Isn’t this also the same dude Cameron Diaz ran to when she split with Justin Timberlake?

This guy has the rebound sex routine down pat. He should start teaching seminars.