Ashley and her new nose showed up to a taping of America’s Best Dance Crew, and she was looking awfully cozy with Jared Murillo, who’s apparently her boyfriend. He’s also … drum roll please … a back-up dancer!

It’s only a matter of time before Ashley marries this dude, pops out some kids, he records a rap album and before you know it she’s pounding umbrellas into paparazzi SUVs. I know how these things work.

I guess Jared just signed a contract with Warner Bros to be a part of a new boy band called V Factory.

V Factory?

What does the “V” stand for?

As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn’t get the memo.

According to “insiders,” the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. “The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.

Seriously?

You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like?

It looks like a fucking doll.

It doesn’t look a damn thing like Ashley Tisdale, because it’s a fucking cheap-ass, mass-produced plastic likeness of a human being with blonde hair. When’s the last time you looked at one of those crappy dolls and thought to yourself, “Jesus, that thing looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan” or “Man, I thought Justin Timberlake lived in LA, but he’s clearly been shrunken and placed right here in my living room in Minnesota, the likeness is so striking”?

No.

It’s not Madame Tusseaud’s, people, it’s a cheap little doll. It doesn’t look like Ashley Tisdale because none of those dolls look anything like the people they’re supposed to be.

I don’t know why I’m so riled up about this. I just can’t believe people are actually writing stories — and consulting cosmetic surgeons — about a fucking $15 doll needing a couple millimeters off her nose.

God, Paris, I’m sorry about giving you shit for running around town clutching Benji Madden’s hand like a couple of fifth graders at recess. At least when you’re up to your standard antics, people aren’t writing about the goddamn nose on the Ashley Tisdale doll.

Ugh. I’m grumpy and need to sleep.

Word on the street is that the High School Musical producers are kind of freaking out about Ashley Tisdale’s recent nose job.

“Ashley’s appearance has been so dramatically altered, producers want to include the surgery in the storyline for High School Musical 3 to explain her new look,” says an insider. However, if the writers’ strike is still on when HSM3 begins filming in March, Ashley may have to improvise an explanation for Sharpay’s new nose.

Back to Britney!

Vanessa Hudgens and the Remains of Ashley Tisdale’s Face continue to hang out together all over LA.

On Wednesday night, the two were spotted at Fred Segal and later at the Hollywood and Highland shopping center, where they hit up Louis Vuitton.

They’re currently in rehearsals for the HSM play at the nearby Kodak Theater.

Look, I’m gonna call it like I see it: those nude photos of Vanessa were the best thing to happen to either of their careers.

Image via Splash

Ashley Schnozdale showed off her nose again at the Starlight Starbright Childrens Foundation Winter Wonderland.

I hope the swelling hasn’t gone down yet.

The Tiz canceled a bunch of her upcoming shows because it’s taking longer than expected for her to recover from her recent plastic surgery. On her website, Ashley writes:

To my fans and friends in Miami and Philadelphia,

I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to be at the holiday shows this weekend. I haven’t fully recovered from my surgery and had to make the difficult decision to cancel the appearances.

When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time. Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.

The last thing I ever want to do is disappoint my fans. I flew out to the east coast with the dancers and crew, still hoping I would be well enough to perform.

I hope you all have a very happy holiday season.
I love you guys!
Ashley

So sad!

Ashley Tisdale premiered her new nose last night.

Find the before/after shots above.

I feel like she had more done than just a nose.

Chin, maybe?