A Disney rep told the Hollywood Reporter this week that a High School Musical 4 was in the works.

Ashley’s response?

“We love HSM, but we kind of have to move on. It will always be a part of us that we loved to do.”

I assume the reporter asked her the question regarding both she and Vanessa, otherwise she is talking in the royal we for reasons that baffle me.

Anyway, what does Ash think is up next?

“I’d love to do more romantic comedies in the future … [I love] Kate Hudson — she’s funny!”

Yes, Ashley, she is. Kate Hudson has an innate, sophisticated sense of comedic timing and delivery. That’s why she has a career in romantic comedies. It’s also why you don’t. Take the paychecks while they’re still being offered, sweetheart.

Here’s Ashley Tisdale at the AJ McLean (yes, the former Backstreet Boy) show in Anaheim.

What the hell was she doing there?

And here’s what I find the funniest: there are 101 photos of AJ McLean from this event. Literally. There is one photograph of Ashley Tisdale. This is the sole photo of Ashley from this event. Yet, how does the photo agency advertise this particular set of photos? With the single photo of Ashley Tisdale, of course. “Look! We have a photo of Ashley Tisdale! Check this out! Oh, and here’s another hundred photos of AJ McLean.”

Heh.

For what it’s worth, I like AJ. I think he’s a good guy and I wish him all the best.

Ashley and her new nose showed up to a taping of America’s Best Dance Crew, and she was looking awfully cozy with Jared Murillo, who’s apparently her boyfriend. He’s also … drum roll please … a back-up dancer!

It’s only a matter of time before Ashley marries this dude, pops out some kids, he records a rap album and before you know it she’s pounding umbrellas into paparazzi SUVs. I know how these things work.

I guess Jared just signed a contract with Warner Bros to be a part of a new boy band called V Factory.

V Factory?

What does the “V” stand for?

As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn’t get the memo.

According to “insiders,” the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. “The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly.

Seriously?

You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like?

It looks like a fucking doll.

It doesn’t look a damn thing like Ashley Tisdale, because it’s a fucking cheap-ass, mass-produced plastic likeness of a human being with blonde hair. When’s the last time you looked at one of those crappy dolls and thought to yourself, “Jesus, that thing looks exactly like Lindsay Lohan” or “Man, I thought Justin Timberlake lived in LA, but he’s clearly been shrunken and placed right here in my living room in Minnesota, the likeness is so striking”?

No.

It’s not Madame Tusseaud’s, people, it’s a cheap little doll. It doesn’t look like Ashley Tisdale because none of those dolls look anything like the people they’re supposed to be.

I don’t know why I’m so riled up about this. I just can’t believe people are actually writing stories — and consulting cosmetic surgeons — about a fucking $15 doll needing a couple millimeters off her nose.

God, Paris, I’m sorry about giving you shit for running around town clutching Benji Madden’s hand like a couple of fifth graders at recess. At least when you’re up to your standard antics, people aren’t writing about the goddamn nose on the Ashley Tisdale doll.

Ugh. I’m grumpy and need to sleep.

Word on the street is that the High School Musical producers are kind of freaking out about Ashley Tisdale’s recent nose job.

“Ashley’s appearance has been so dramatically altered, producers want to include the surgery in the storyline for High School Musical 3 to explain her new look,” says an insider. However, if the writers’ strike is still on when HSM3 begins filming in March, Ashley may have to improvise an explanation for Sharpay’s new nose.

Back to Britney!

Vanessa Hudgens and the Remains of Ashley Tisdale’s Face continue to hang out together all over LA.

On Wednesday night, the two were spotted at Fred Segal and later at the Hollywood and Highland shopping center, where they hit up Louis Vuitton.

They’re currently in rehearsals for the HSM play at the nearby Kodak Theater.

Look, I’m gonna call it like I see it: those nude photos of Vanessa were the best thing to happen to either of their careers.

Image via Splash

Ashley Schnozdale showed off her nose again at the Starlight Starbright Childrens Foundation Winter Wonderland.

I hope the swelling hasn’t gone down yet.

The Tiz canceled a bunch of her upcoming shows because it’s taking longer than expected for her to recover from her recent plastic surgery. On her website, Ashley writes:

To my fans and friends in Miami and Philadelphia,

I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to be at the holiday shows this weekend. I haven’t fully recovered from my surgery and had to make the difficult decision to cancel the appearances.

When my surgery was scheduled, we didn’t think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time. Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer.

The last thing I ever want to do is disappoint my fans. I flew out to the east coast with the dancers and crew, still hoping I would be well enough to perform.

I hope you all have a very happy holiday season.
I love you guys!
Ashley

So sad!

Ashley Tisdale premiered her new nose last night.

Find the before/after shots above.

I feel like she had more done than just a nose.

Chin, maybe?

I mean, if she thinks anyone’s buying the “deviated septum” excuse, she’s out of her damn mind.

Homegirl got a nosejob on Friday.

“Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing,” she said on Monday. “The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose … I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this.”

“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose,” says Tisdale, who’s openly discussing the procedure because “I want my fans to know the truth. I’m not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”

The next time someone gets a pic of this girl I am totally doing a before/after.

Is this cowgirl chic?

Is that what you’d call it?

Everything about it screams that I should hate it.

And, yet, I want it.

Why, God? Why?

On TRL this week.

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens put their on-screen differences aside to mug for the cameras at the American Music Awards, where High School Musical 2 won favorite soundtrack.

Daughtry took home the breakthrough artist award.