Via Page Six:

IT was a “Full House” reunion at the Bowery Hotel’s Lobby Bar Wednesday night, when the Olsen twins, Ashley and Mary-Kate, rolled in with their TV dad, Bob Saget, and their “Uncle Jesse,” John Stamos, to drink and party till the wee hours. Ashley drank red wine and whined, “I’m hungry, I want bolognese” - until hotel staff brought her spaghetti bolognese, even though they said they had a strict policy against serving food to nonguests. Mary-Kate chatted up Stamos and watched her sis chow down.

OMG OMG OMG.

How amazing would it be if MK and John Stamos hooked up???

Sometimes I really feel like I’d sell my soul for such things to happen.

Ohhhhhh, this is a fun war!!!

The poster is boring but the video on their website?

Priceless!

You must watch!!

Also be sure to play the Dress Up the Trollsens game!!!

Thanks Sue!

Who doesn’t? From Page Six:

THE animal-loving freaks at PETA are training their hate-beams on the Olsen twins, whom they’ve dubbed “The Trollsen Twins.” PETA is furious they’ve “ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection.” The group is unveiling a campaign against the “fur fiends” - Mary-Kate (”Hairy Kate”) and Ashley (”Trashley”) - with a tag line: “Fur Is Worn by Beautiful Animals and Ugly People.” The Trollsen Twins poster will be unveiled today at their Walk of Fame star in LA.

I’m sure PETA really appreciates being called “animal-loving freaks,” Page Six.

And, yes, we’ll have this poster for you guys as soon as we can get our grubby little hands on it. No one’s more excited for this than I am.

Ashley Olsen and Selma Blair get up close and personal at the Kiki De Montparnasse Los Angeles store opening.

Ashley Olsen looks very cozy at the reopening of the New Museum in NYC, co-hosted by Calvin Klein.

I guess Lance Armstrong said he was craving marshmallows and a hooker tonight.

Well played, Ashley.

“Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends,” says Lance Armstrong to Page Six. “We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady.”

I don’t wanna believe him! I don’t wanna believe him!

However, Sheryl Crow responds to the rumors that she talked shit about Lashley without really denying that the two are a couple: “Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it.”

That doesn’t sound quite like a denial that they’re together.

I just don’t know what’s true anymore!

I want a LASHLEY!!!

Lance Armstrong’s ex isn’t exactly excited about his new relationship, with 21-year-old Ashley Olsen.

A source reports that, when she was asked about the relationship at a party recently, “Sheryl rolled her eyes and said, ‘That’s pathetic. Ashley’s a kid.’”

I agree, Sheryl!