There are 248 images from this event on WireImage right now. I swear to you that 239 of them are of Lindsay Lohan.

Pics of people other than Lindsay after the jump.

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Ashlee Simpson got a ton of work done. It’s just a fact. And it’s not the type of work where you say “Hey, has this chick changed something?”

No, it’s the type of work you’d get done in Tijuana whorehouse if you’d lost your family fortune in a cockfight and were on the run from La Migra. So, no, it’s not great work. But now she’s spoken, to People, and she’s got a lot to say.

while (Ashlee) doesn’t talk specifically about how she’s changed her appearance, she emphasizes that any little fixes were not acts of self-loathing. “I loved how I looked,” she says. “I’m not an insecure person, nor was I before.”

No, totally not. You just didn’t want to look like you anymore. You wanted to look like someone else. Does that make you insecure? No, not at all. Maybe you want to rob banks. Maybe when you look in the mirror you see a man. The “little change” of not looking like you anymore isn’t about anything going on with you, no problemo.

She also knows not to worry about what other people think of her looks. “Everybody always has an opinion,” she says. “One minute they’ll love you; one minute they’ll hate you.

I don’t love or hate Ashlee. I simply don’t care. I care enough to make fun of her in this article and then it will be ages until I think of her again. And, hey; it’s not what people think of her looks, it’s that people have noted she now looks like an alien. Completely different conversation PEOPLE magazine, you bastion of power-packed journalism.

What about critics who says she’s trying to look like big sister Jessica? “Of course I look like her. She’s my sister,” she says with a laugh. “It’s like, God, please! We think it’s quite funny.”

Other things Jessica Simpson finds funny: Shiny objects, eating paste.

ANTM winner Caridee English and Ashlee Simpson both look like they really have to pee at the opening of the Runway lounge in NYC.

Also, Cari, nice colored contacts. Even Paris Hilton’s at least look borderline natural. You look like you may have superpowers. Just not in modeling …

It’s about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I’m getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also — perhaps not coincidentally — the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee’s song “Boyfriend”).

Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he’d taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]

It’s been months (and about 20 pounds) since we’ve had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of “Stars Are Blind.” Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]

There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who’s half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]

Jessica Alba in a bikini. You’re welcome. [IBBB]

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]

That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood]

It’s been months (and about 20 pounds) since we’ve had a Lindsay-Lohan-in-bikini photo set. [Cele|bitchy]

Paris Hilton graces the folks at Pure with an impromptu performance of “Stars Are Blind.” Not blind enough, figures the audience, and someone pelts her in the eye with ice. [Yeeeah!]

There are three young women at a house party. One is passed out. Another is flashing her breast. And the last is biting the inner thigh of the one who’s half-naked. Guess which one is Mary-Kate Olsen. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Pam Anderson drunk-ass wasted in Vegas on New Years. [Celebrity Smack, more, even more]

Jessica Alba in a bikini. You’re welcome. [IBBB]

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama make nice. [Celebslam]

That elusive Ashlee Simpson nip slip has arrived. [The Blemish]

I was just watching the video for Fall Out Boy’s “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arm Race” (a song which I think rocks, btw), and I’d always kind of listened to it absently on the radio and figured it was about war or violence on the streets or something genuinely arms-related. After watching the video and reading the lyrics, it occurred to me that it’s probably a commentary on the Hollywood social scene and the way the celebutante wars are strategized (by the ‘tantes themselves) to play out in the tabloids and in the blogosphere. Lead singer Pete Wentz has a killer crow’s nest from which to watch this type of drama unfold, based on his relationship with Ashlee Simpson. I dunno, just thought I’d share.