They are now the proud parents of a baby boy, whom they’ve named Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

I actually think Bronx is kind of a cool baby name. The Jolie-Pitts must be freakin’ pissed, though. That’s probably what they were going to go with for their next boy. I mean, how many names ending with X are there, anyway?

The only Mowgli I can think of is the kid from the Jungle Book. No idea why they went with that name, but I’m sure they’ll explain it eventually.

Bronx was born 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.

Poor Ashlee!!!

She’s been preggers FOREVER now!!!

She’s at least two weeks overdue now, by my math. And during a taping of The Ellen Degeneres Show on Monday, Jessica Simpson revealed that Ashlee’s considering having labor induced.

“They’re going to have to [induce labor],” she said. “It’s already developing really quick.”

Jessica also revealed that Ashlee’s been trying all sort of ways to get her body to go into labor. “Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica said. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”

The interview will air on Wednesday.

Hopefully Ashlee will have delivered a healthy, happy baby (or BABIES!!!) by then.

Despite the rumors all over the Internets this weekend, Ashlee Simpson is still as pregnant as ever. Pete actually phoned into the TRL finale last night to assure fans that Ashlee hadn’t gone into labor yet — although he skipped the finale, on which his band performed, which means she’s due any minute now. Although anyone with basic math skills could have figured that one out.

Poor Ashlee. I’m pretty sure she’s past her due date at this point. She must be so freakin’ ready to pop out this kid.

Over the weekend, Pete’s pal, hip-hop artist Tyga, told reporters that Pete and Ashlee are, in fact, expecting more than one baby.

“They’re having twins,” Tyga said in an exclusive interview yesterday at a pre-VMA party. “They’re really happy.”

A rep for the couple denies the reports.

Pete launched rumors that Ashlee was having twins early in the summer when he told a couple of Arizona radio DJs that he and Ashlee were “keeping a journal for them when they’re born.” Pete later backtracked and said he was just trying to be elusive about the sex of the baby, but I didn’t believe that at the time and I still don’t. If you listen to the radio interview, you can tell Pete knows he screwed up the minute the word “them” comes out of his mouth. I think these two are having twins.

A lusciously lumptastic Ashlee Simpson is seen leaving a makeup store in LA this weekend.

You know what I find amusing about this photo?

A six-months-pregnant Ashlee Simpson looks, well, about like what I look like normally. Including the little tummy bump. I was talking to a friend tonight about how I am tragically one of those girls who, no matter how thin I get, always has that little belly bump. I could weigh 90 pounds and I’d still have that bump where my stomach is. It’s just my anatomy. I have a little protruding Buddha belly, and it will never ever go away on its own. I am actually looking forward to having a kid so that I will have an excuse to have a tummy tuck and get rid of that thing. I’m just gonna tell the folks in the delivery room to give my husband the kid and wheel me directly to plastic surgery.

Anyway, so, as I’ve mentioned earlier, I’m doing Weight Watchers right now, which has actually been very effective for me, and I’m eating a lot healthier and seeing results, albeit slowly. But, okay, I just have to admit something. When you pay for the Weight Watchers online membership, you get access to their message boards. And they have like a billion different message boards, many of which might actually be useful to me. I don’t use those. But I spend hours a day lurking on the message boards for women who have 200+ pounds to lose. I don’t know why. I’m obsessed. I mean, I’m sure part of it is that it makes me feel better about myself — “Your goal weight is 40 pounds more than my current weight!” — but I also like rooting them on and, like, reading their little stories and journeys as their lives transform. Whenever one of them posts a link to her personal blog, I read the thing all the way through. I look at all the photos. I read all the stats. I’m, like, freakishly obsessed with watching these morbidly obese women lose weight. Why am I so weird?

And then I have to talk about something else.

So by freakishly reading these message boards, I am learning so much about plus-size fashion. And when they talk about a plus-size store, I immediately go and check out that store’s website, because I am so, so weird like that. I’ve noticed a couple of things. First off, all of these websites use, like, the same ten “plus-size” models. Secondly, none of these models are actually overweight. What they do is put, like, huge clothes on these tiny beautiful women, and they just look like something out of Big Love rather than normal women with normal bodies. Here are some examples:

Do you see??? These women aren’t even a tiny bit overweight. They’re just wearing clothes that are way too big for them. Like they raided their moms’ closets. What kind of message does that send? I dunno. It kind of bugged me, but it also kind of made me laugh. The whole thing is so ridiculous.

Here’s Ashlee Simpson in Canada promoting something — I think it’s a line of clothing but I don’t know and I don’t care enough to research it and mostly my eyes are just glued to the fact that she has a side knot in her shirt. Which, after careful deliberation, I’ve decided is kind of cool and just might be a trend I could handle coming back. The side knots were kind of cool.

Get a load of that bump, folks!

Here’s a preggers Ashlee leaving the Ivy sans Petey.