Soleil already made reference to this, but now we have the video!

The NYC Top Model auditions erupted into chaos on Saturday when a car overheated and these geniuses assumed it was a bomb. They all started running like mad, and, like the classy, intelligent women that they are, eventually started a fist-fight just a few yards away from the supposed bomb.

Remember, this is the casting for the “short” season of ANTM, but maybe we should all start referring to it as the “short bus” season instead.

I was talking about this with my girlfriends the other night; they say no, I say yes.

When they showed that pic of her when she was younger, I was like, “OMG! She had a nose job!”

And it’s not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I guess somehow this is disillusioning to me. I mean, of course models get plastic surgery, it’s perfectly normal, but for some reason I want my ANTM winners to be au naturel.

Or maybe I’m crazy and she didn’t get a nose job at all.

What do you guys think?

Can this be true?

I didn’t even know these two were dating.

Johnny Fairplay, that crazy dude from Survivor, and Michelle Deighton, the kind of ugly chick from Cycle 4 of ANTM, have been dating for two years, and now she’s pregnant.

Too weird.

Remember this girl? Kim Stolz is her name. She made out with that Sara chick in the limo? And she was such a bitch to my adorable Lisa D’Amato. Oh, Kim, how fun of you to resurface!

Kim showed up at the Sundance Channel’s launch party for “Live from Abbey Road.” She’s not actually in the program, and she’s not actually, you know, famous, so I have no idea what she’s doing there or how she got an invite. But you gotta give the girl props for trying. She’s in good company, as Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Ben Harper and Aaron Eckhart also showed up.

I love her. I just think she’s so cute. So, when there are pics of her, I’m just going to post them until you all are way annoyed. Hey, it’s better than more Lindsay Lohan, right?

Congratulations to Jaslene! I really liked this girl from the start; I think she’s stunningly beautiful and adorable. I did like Natasha a lot — I have a soft spot for Russian chicks, and her ever-cheerful attitude was endearing — but Jaslene deserved the win.

For those of you who didn’t catch it the eight times per episode it was mentioned this season — Jaslene was actually cut in semi-finals during the last cycle, and came back this season to win the whole thing. The 20-year-old Chicagoan is the first Latina to win ANTM. We can now look forward to seeing Jaslene on the cover of Seventeen magazine, in the My Life as a Cover Girl ads, on the next season of ANTM, and then never, ever again. Unless she decides to, you know, fuck a Brady or something. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry?

Check out some choice shots from her portfolio below.

Just in case America’s Next Top Model, The Agency, Models NYC and 8th and Ocean had left any glimmer of mystery about the world of high-fashion modeling, ANTM winner CariDee gives a brief tour of the Elite agency and talk about her life post-ANTM. She’s been on the cover of three magazines! And you’ve heard of one of those magazines! Yay!