At the rainy London Film Festival screening of Rachel Getting Married.

Here’s Anne being adorable on David Letterman, talking about quitting smoking, drinking and eating meat, and generally surviving one of the more awful public break-ups in recent history.

Listen, Anne Hathaway should write a book about how to bounce back from a break-up with your federal criminal of a boyfriend. I’d read it. The possible anal aficionado has gone from a vanilla B-lister to a red-hot A-list style icon in a matter of months.

She looked phenomenal at the New York Film Festival screening of The Class on Friday night.

This girl never misses these days.

Rock on, Anne!

According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex.

Anne reportedly says that “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a “very special way.”

Is this true? Did Anne really say this?

I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days.

But it’s a relatively slow news day, and I don’t think we’ve ever really had an in-depth discussion about anal sex around here, so now seems as good a time as any.

From the New York Daily News:

Anne Hathaway kept nipping out for secret cigarettes at the Hollywood Life House at the Toronto Film Festival. A spy says, “Her people don’t want anyone to know she smokes.”

Now, I’m by no means encouraging anyone to smoke (and I am STILL smoke-free, bitches!!!), but I have to admit I’d always kind of viewed Anne as this prissy little princess type, and the more I learn about her, the more I realize that she is definitely flawed and therefore way, way cooler in my eyes.

At the LA premiere of Rachel Getting Married.

Here’s the much buzzed-about photo of Senator John McCain, celebrating his birthday in 2006 on a yacht, along with Raffaello Follieri and Anne Hathaway.

Follieri, you’ll recall, recently pled guilty to like 5000 federal counts of total illegalness.

You can read the full story on this meeting here. I would read it and talk about it, but it’s long and seems complicated and there are no pictures. And you know how I feel about reading things that have no pictures.

I kind of wanted to make this a “Caption This” but decided against it since we already did one today. But feel free to try your hand at commenting it anyway, if you’d like.