I’ve got more Anna for ya baby!

As it turns out this Prince Von Anhalt may not be exactly on the up and up. This is a shocking claim, just shocking.

Here are a few notes on the latest:

His out-of-left-field assertion has been met largely with disbelief and boosted curiosity about the man who, the British press reports, may have paid a bankrupt princess for his title. He denies those reports. Even his age has been questioned. He says he’s 59; the German press puts him in his mid 70s.

He acknowledges making millions of dollars by passing the family title to at least 10 other people. “If someone offers you $2 million, you do it,” von Anhalt says.

Okay, sure, he’s had a few things that don’t ring of “truthiness” but there is no way he’d seek publicity in such a brazen way. What could he possibly gain? Besides the $2 million per title I mean.

Super Yikes.

No news day would be complete without an update on the Anna Nicole saga. To summarize today’s findings:

The 911 call from the day of Anna’s death has been, um, either released or .. acquired. Listen to all the non-excitement of it here.

Anna Nicole’s former bodyguard, Alex Denk, has thrown his hat into the Dannielynn-paternity ring, bringing the number of potential daddies to five.

Anna Nicole’s mother has hired a lawyer to help in her quest to have Anna’s body released to her for burial.

Anna did have a will, written in 2001, naming Howard Stern as first executor.

And where there’s crazy, there’s the Barbi Twins, claiming they tried to get Anna to attend AA meetings with them several years ago, but she never called back.

Anna Nicole’s death consumed 50% of the cable newshole on February 8 and 9, much to the chagrin of CNN’s Jack Tafferty, who handled the situation with the sort of tact we normally reserve for vloggers and Shepard Smith.