This first part of this should be getting a boyfriend who doesn’t kick her ass.

Angie’s boyfriend was arrested on Thursday for beating her up and leaving her with minor injuries.

“There was an incident involving Angie Everhart and her boyfriend,” said Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department spokesman Sgt. Scott Wolf. You know, I realized Scott’s performing career hadn’t exactly sky-rocketed since Party of Five wrapped, but I was pretty shocked to find out he was working for the LAPD. Aren’t you at least supposed to make a half-assed attempt at a singing career before you give up on fame entirely?

“He was gone from the location of the incident before deputies arrived,” continued Bailey Salinger. “There were minor injuries, but they did not require medical attention. He was subsequently booked for misdemeanor spousal battery.”

Angie, you’ll recall, scored herself a DUI in April and recently pleaded no contest to the charges.

Dump this dude, Angie, and get yourself some help. You’re 38 years old now, darling. It’s time.