What on earth could have motivated Angie to wear this hideous sack to the SAG Awards?

Also, she and Brad looked pretty lovey-dovey inside.

Could there be another Brangelina tot on the way?

No. Scratch that.

Gag me with Brad Pitt’s penis.

Brad and Angelina remind us all why they’re happier than you at the SAG awards on Sunday.

Angelina gazes adoringly at a very rugged Brad Pitt.

How are we feeling about the goatee, kids? Angie seems to dig it.

They’re just sickeningly cute. Isn’t it time these two had a bitter split?

“I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve.”

Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s biological mother, Mentwabe Dawit, in an interview with Reuters.

Brad’s dressed for the premiere of Oliver!, but they’re actually at the Beowulf premiere in LA.

Angelina is dressed as a coat rack.

Eat, woman!

The remains of Mrs. Brad Pitt showed up at the International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage in Journalism awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Angie, honey, I promise you can sufficiently appreciate the plight of the starving Africans without actually emulating their lifestyle.

Eat, dear.

“I find it very heartbreaking that my children want to paint a bad guy portrait of me. I feel it comes from their inability to let go of years of programmed anger from their mother, who understandably felt quite hurt when we divorced. In all truth, I tried to give him and their mother continuous love and support and large sums of money. God knows, for years I’ve tried to mend this relationship. Perhaps the trauma of their mother’s passing has made it worse.”

Angelina Jolie’s estranged father, Jon Voight, in a statement, after son James Haven told Marie Claire that “he put my mom through years of mental abuse.”