Angelina Jolie pretty much told the world “so ya guys I’m totally pregnant” by wearing a clingy black dress to the Independent Spirit Awards. I can’t get over the fact that she is totally with child yet still has skinny arms. I am 5′3” and when I decide to pop out kids I feel like I am going to get as wide as I am tall.

Honestly, I am so jealous of those women who pregnancy seems to make them hotter. Sigh. I can’t wait to see if this kid (or kids…as some media outlets are speculating) is going to be as cute as the other members of their brood.

I wonder where this kid will end up being born? Africa? Asia? Some strange remote Island?

TMZ is reporting that Pax’s adoption to Angelina and Brad has been finalized.

The adoption had to be approved in both Vietnam and L.A. (which aren’t as dissimilar as you may think) – the L.A. step was finalized yesterday.

Congrats to proud Momma, Poppa, and Pax.

Check out Angelina Jolie’s interview with CNN from Baghdad.

Angelina Jolie continues to cover up that potential baby bump as she attends the Santa Barbara film festival, where she received the award for outstanding performance of the year for A Mighty Heart, that feel-good 9/11 flashback film that no one saw because we still fucking remember the real thing.

What on earth could have motivated Angie to wear this hideous sack to the SAG Awards?

Also, she and Brad looked pretty lovey-dovey inside.

Could there be another Brangelina tot on the way?

No. Scratch that.

Gag me with Brad Pitt’s penis.

Brad and Angelina remind us all why they’re happier than you at the SAG awards on Sunday.

Angelina gazes adoringly at a very rugged Brad Pitt.

How are we feeling about the goatee, kids? Angie seems to dig it.

They’re just sickeningly cute. Isn’t it time these two had a bitter split?