There have been reports that Angelina Jolie is in counseling to help deal with feelings of poor body image since giving birth to twins Vivienne and Knox.  Bravery was apparently the theme of the day as she attended the Changeling movie premiere with my husband Brad Pitt.  Poor thing had to be seen publicly in a size 8 dress.

She’s hot, she’s skinny and I have no idea how she looks this way three months after giving birth to two kids.  I haven’t been that thin since I was eight.  If she is fat, I stand no chance.

 

Angelina Jolie is tip-toeing back into the public eye.

She showed her face in Manhattan on Friday.

Welcome back, Angie! We’ve missed you!!!

Brangie’s Jolie-Pitt Foundation has made a $2 million donation to the Global Health Committee to establish a center to aid children affected by tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS in Ethiopia, which they’re going to name after Zahara, having already named a Cambodian health clinic after Maddox.

“Our goal is to transfer the success we have had in Cambodia to Ethiopia where people are needlessly dying of tuberculosis, a curable disease, and HIV/AIDS, a treatable disease,” Angelina said in a statement.

“It is our hope when Zahara is older she will take responsibility of the clinic and continue its mission,” Brad said in a statement.

Heh.

And it is my hope that Zahara will turn it into her own personal crack den, occasionally ranting into a video camera about accidentally killing small animals and her thoughts on sado-masochistic sex.

But we have different long-term goals.

Look! It’s Angelina Jolie! Sad and furious and screaming about the gross institutional mishandling of a kidnapping case!

It’s nice to see her exploring new material.

In general, I like movies where it’s raining and it’s the ’20s, but I think they’re just teasing me with the rain in the trailer. There probably won’t be that much rain in the actual movie. So I’ll probably skip this one.

It’s here! It’s here!

I finally tracked down the Special! Double! Issue! of People magazine, with Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, along with the rest of the clan.

How freakishly adorable is this whole clan? Even Pax is turning into a hottie. I swear, Angelina has a sixth sense for choosing babies who will grow up to be stunningly gorgeous.

All the shots from the mag are after the jump.

Enjoy!

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I hadn’t thought about this before.

Fox News reports that the money Hello! and People magazines paid for the Knox and Vivi pics — between $10 and $15M, depending on whom you believe — will actually go directly to charity. Not first to Brad and Angie, and then to charity, but directly to the Jolie Pitt Foundation.

This means that the money is actually a tax write-off for these magazines.

Which means that, after you consider the tax implications, what they really paid for the pics is considerably less.

I’m just saying.

Okay, so People.com is fucking up BIG TIME by not having the pics on their website when they said they would, but at least Hello magazine — who got the British rights to the pics — have a pic up on theirs.

So … meet Knox and Vivienne!

HOORAY!!!