Brad and Angelina don’t appear “uncool” in the least as they arrive hand-in-hand for a private screening of The Changeling in London.

After the jump, find video footage of an interview Angelina did with BBC radio yesterday. I love how whenever people spend time in London they wind up with a hint of a British accent. It’s inescapable!

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I look at these pictures of Angelina and I am just…bitter.  I pray that surgical intervention is the cause of a stomach that flat four months out from having twins.  I’m two years out from having one kid and the road is still long for me.  Her skin is just glowing, she looks happy and she has Brad Pitt in her bed.  I find many celebrities to be so ridiculously fake but there is something that feels genuine about AJ that I cannot deny. 

So yeah, happy for you Ange.  Mad at you.  Understand that I’m almost three months off of sugar and flour.  My reaction to your appearance is visceral…can you blame me?

Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black today at the Kung Fu Panda DVD Release in Hollywood.

Angelina Jolie made a rare public appearance last night to honor pal Clint Eastwood at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards.

You guys, is it just me, or does something look different about Angelina?

It’s not even necessarily plastic surgery I’m talking about — it’s just that something about her seems to have fundamentally changed. She’s beginning to look less like an ingenue and more like a — well — woman. I don’t want to say “matronly,” because that’s such a negative term, and she’s certainly still very beautiful, but … still. Is anyone else noticing this?

Answer: Yes. I would rather see photos of Lindsay Lohan “breastfeeding” Samantha Ronson.

But, until that happy day, W magazine is preparing to release a 21-page spread of photos Brad Pitt took of Angelina Jolie letting those twins lick all up on her twins.

Hotness.

There have been reports that Angelina Jolie is in counseling to help deal with feelings of poor body image since giving birth to twins Vivienne and Knox.  Bravery was apparently the theme of the day as she attended the Changeling movie premiere with my husband Brad Pitt.  Poor thing had to be seen publicly in a size 8 dress.

She’s hot, she’s skinny and I have no idea how she looks this way three months after giving birth to two kids.  I haven’t been that thin since I was eight.  If she is fat, I stand no chance.

 

Angelina Jolie is tip-toeing back into the public eye.

She showed her face in Manhattan on Friday.

Welcome back, Angie! We’ve missed you!!!

Brangie’s Jolie-Pitt Foundation has made a $2 million donation to the Global Health Committee to establish a center to aid children affected by tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS in Ethiopia, which they’re going to name after Zahara, having already named a Cambodian health clinic after Maddox.

“Our goal is to transfer the success we have had in Cambodia to Ethiopia where people are needlessly dying of tuberculosis, a curable disease, and HIV/AIDS, a treatable disease,” Angelina said in a statement.

“It is our hope when Zahara is older she will take responsibility of the clinic and continue its mission,” Brad said in a statement.

Heh.

And it is my hope that Zahara will turn it into her own personal crack den, occasionally ranting into a video camera about accidentally killing small animals and her thoughts on sado-masochistic sex.

But we have different long-term goals.