Look out, America! Brad and Angie are in the capital, running amok.

On Thursday, Angelina was spotted looking especially beautiful as she shot scenes for her new flick, Salt. It looks like they’ve given her a blonde look, or at least bleached her eyebrows, and it works really well on her. Then again, everything works really well on her.

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt met with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Rep. James Clyburn to discuss his Make It Right foundation, which helps build environmentally sustainable housing for low-income residents in New Orleans who lost their homes during Hurricane Katrina.

You can watch the press conference they held afterward here. Brad only speaks like ten words, but, still. He’s very sexy when he speaks them, and that’s what counts in this world.

Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine:  What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life?

“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. “Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”

Hard to picture either of them clamoring for that role.

Isn’t it unfortunate when a celeb is tragically positioned in front of a movie poster?  She looks like she went ballistic with Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson hair extensions.  Oh well!

Ah, and not that anyone will be doing a biopic of me, but if I had to pick for myself, hmmm….Janeane Garofalo, maybe?  I asked my mother who she would cast as me and she came up with Emily Blunt.  Pass me a bottle of pills, please.  A big one.

Holy shit!

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is growing up fast, and she’s starting to look more and more like her daddy!!! Isn’t she just a dead ringer for a mini-Brad here? At least we all know Angie wasn’t screwing around on Brad. This is DEFINITELY his little girl.

Shiloh went out with sis Zahara (who continues to get more and more beautiful) and Angelina to pick up some art supplies in Manhattan earlier today.

Could this family be any more adorable???

Oh my gosh I am so excited to have kids and do art projects with them!! I’m sure I will find a reason to put my kids in time-out so I have the art projects all to myself. I will be gluing cotton balls and sparkles and painting like crazy while they cook me dinner. Motherhood will be so perfect.

The Huffington Post has an interesting piece today on Octomom Nadya Suleman — apparently she’s had plastic surgery, and it seems like the surgery was intended to make her look more like Angelina:

Both women are 33 and are mothers to arguably, at least for now, the two most famous broods in the world. They also survived divorce, longed for children and chose to become single parents.

Consider this: In photos of Suleman pre-octuplets out Monday, she looks noticeably different. She has had what appears to be lip implants or filler injections to pump up her pucker. She’s also evidently had a nose job. Both nose and lips now mimic the features of Jolie, as others have pointed out … Suleman already had brown eyes and has now grown her dark brown hair all the way down her back.

But beyond the physical, Suleman chose Ann Curry to break her media silence. Curry has long been Jolie’s go-to girl and has flown around the world for multiple interviews with the movie star, including to Cannes and to Namibia while Jolie was pregnant with Shiloh … Curry flew to California for the octuplet scoop.

I’d thought it was just a coincidence that this chick looked like Angelina … I didn’t realize she’d had surgery to look that way!

VERY VERY creepy!!!!

Thanks Anna!

I thought not.

Funny story: a long time ago, when this blog was in its first months of existence and didn’t have the swarms of frothing fans it has today (heh heh), I used to get a comparatively large amount of traffic from Asian countries from people searching for the phrase “brad beet.” I couldn’t for the life of me figure out who this Brad Beet person was until I realized that, in Asia, the way they pronounce Brad Pitt’s name sounds a lot like “Brad Beet,” and this video is a good example of that.

It’s official: they’re doing another Lara Croft film, and they’re doing it without Angelina.

Producers say they won’t be casting an actress for quite awhile, but the blogosphere seems convinced the role will go to mini-Angelina, Megan Fox.

Who else can you guys see in role?

It has to be Megan, right?

“I’d like to do another movie with Angie [ex-wife Angelina Jolie], too, one of these days. We talk all the time. She and I keep looking for something to do together; we just have to find the right thing.”

Billy Bob Thornton, when asked which actress he’d like to work with.

Do you believe him that he still talks to Angie?

I don’t.