Singer/songwriter/trainwreck Amy Winehouse isn’t going to rehab anytime soon — The Sun got ahold of her rider for her recent Glastonbury show, and it’s all liquor all the time. According to the British paper, Winehouse’s wish list includes the following:

2 bottles of red wine
1 large bottle of vodka
1 bottle of champagne
1 bottle of brandy
1 case of lager
40 Marlboro Lights
chocolate
3 “good quality” HOT pizzas

Winehouse also requested “two competent, sober local crew,” and noted that if the pizzas are not hot, “the band will refuse them.”

Dude this ROCKS. Jay-Z has remixed Amy Winehouse’s “Rehab,” and the results are promising. Ha ha. Pun intended. Listen to a sample of it here.

These are from something called the Coachella Music Festival (I think… our fact checker is out sick so I can’t be certain).

The first one is Amy Winehouse getting her sing on, there’s something oddly captivating about her look… but I’m guessing that will fade as the addictions take their toll.

Next up, Scarlett Jo trying to sing while wearing an “I’m seven months pregnant” frock.

And she says “okay.” What am I on about? Well, PEOPLE Mag broke this thing wide open!

Singer Amy Winehouse is engaged to boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil, a source close to the singer confirms to PEOPLE.

I worry about a girl whose first big hit is substance abuse related. Then again, Dr. Dre.

Also fun:

(Amy) told PEOPLE in March that she has “12 or 13 tattoos … I haven’t counted” – promptly tattooed his name above her left breast.

Haven’t counted? Do you remember how many times you went to the parlor of tatt? Is it hard to keep track of this stuff?

Earlier this year, Winehouse split with her boyfriend of nearly a year, chef Alex Claire. A month ago, she and Fielder-Civil got back together.

Nice. She’d already broken up with this guy, dated another guy for a year, broke up with him, and is now happily engaged. I can say for certain that these two will be together forever.

In her hit single “Rehab,” British songstress Amy Winehouse sings that “they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no.” Perhaps she ought to reconsider. Winehouse canceled two U.K. concerts in a row after going on an alcoholic binge following her break-up with her boyfriend. After her second cancellation, her management issued this statement:

“Following last night’s postponement, and once again owing to unforeseen circumstances, tonight’s show at Shepherds Bush Empire has been postponed. Last night’s show has been re-scheduled for May 28th and tonight’s show has been rescheduled for May 29th. March 8th tickets will be valid for the May 28th show and March 9th tickets will be valid for the May 29th date. Amy would like to apologise to her fans. She hasn’t taken these decisions lightly and hopes that her fans will understand.”

However, spies around London tell a very different story — one of Winehouse bar-hopping all day and night, eventually becoming so drunk she was unable to walk. She had to be dragged out of the bar by a cab driver, says a witness. The troubled singer has a long history of being drunk on stage and in interviews — and was caught with cocaine up her nose by British photogs earlier this year — but this is a new low for her.

The binge was triggered by a break-up with her boyfriend Alex, a London chef. “Amy is gutted,” says a source, which I think is British for “heartbroken.” Hey, Amy, if you’re going to cancel two concerts to get drunk, you may as well cancel a month of concerts and check yourself into rehab, yes, yes, yes.