
Imagine someone asking your dad how you are doing. Imagine your dad exclaiming that you’re well and that your boobs look great. Now silently thank the universe that Mitch Winehouse is not your dad.
Amy Winehouse’s father has been one chatty chap this week. Earlier in the week, he testified to Parliament that he feels rehab is a waste when it is offered to addicts that are facing criminal charges. It’s an ironic viewpoint since rehab is exactly what has kept his own darling daughter out of the clink.
A British telly programme (sorry, but you should expect this sort of thing from me) asked Mitch how his daughter was. He replied “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”
If there is any consolation, at least Daddy Winehouse doesn’t know how much the operation cost the singer. The reporter mentioned rumors of the augmentation costing $56,000, but Mitch was unaware. ”I don’t know. I didn’t have to pay for it – that’s all I know. Whenever I see her, she says, ‘Dad can you give me a couple of hundred.’ [But] I didn’t have to pay for the boobs. I don’t know.”
And isn’t that just the one sentence we all hope to never hear our fathers utter? ”I didn’t have to pay for the boobs.” Shudder.