Rock of Douches
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
Idol castoff Constantine Maroulis has a leading role in an upcoming Broadway musical called Rock of Ages, which begins previews March 17, and they let photographers into their rehearsals this week to start creating some buzz. You can learn more about the show here — it’s a love story set to the most famous rock songs of the ’80s — and reviews have been very positive so far. To be honest, it looks like a great show, but I just don’t think Constantine and his co-star, Amy Spanger, could possibly look any more douche-y in these pictures. It’s just a douche extravaganza. “Don’t Stop Douching.” “Here I Douche Again on My Own.” “Wanted: Douche or Alive.”
I could keep going, ya know.
