Remember Haley Scarnato, the pretty brunette from last season of AmIdol? And she was all excited because she was engaged and in love and everything was fabulous?

Haley gave an interview to Extra this week (watch it here) where she says that the engagement — and the relationship — ended a few months ago, after she’d already planned the wedding. She says she’s fine and happy and great now, but it’s obvious that’s not true.

I’m such a sick person. I watch shit like this and I’m, like, happy about it. Not because I dislike Haley Scarnato or harbor any sort of ill will toward her, just because it makes me feel happy that someone else’s personal life isn’t going exactly according to plan. It makes me feel better about myself. I’m such a bad person. But I figure at least a few of you out there feel the same way, so I decided to post this piece to bring some schadenfreude joy into your lives, too. Man, I’m so going to hell. Sorry, Haley.

“The truth is we’re never judgmental about what people do to earn a living. They’ve gotta put food in people’s mouths. If it were some sort of heavy porn, then maybe we’d have to take action. But certainly not on this.”

American Idol producer Ken Warwick, on the news that Idol contestant David Warwick used to dance all naked-like at a gay strip club in Phoenix.

Check out Alaina Whitaker breaking into tears after being eliminated from AmIdol this week.

I’ve been sitting on this clip for a day. I didn’t want to post it because, honestly, I felt really bad for her. But, you know what? It’s good drama. So here ya go.

“Simon didn’t come down on me like I thought he would, so that’s always good, because he goes down on just about everybody.” — Paul Stafford, American Idol

Not even going to comment on this one. Speaks for itself.

For more Reality “Stars” hilarious quotes check out our friends at Jossip.

Best Buy comes up with the worst promo ever. [Jossip]

Bruce Willis somehow looks like a truck driver, yet he once again has a barely legal hot girlfriend…see kids money can buy you love! [ICYDK]

Some guy auditioned for American Idol 11 times? Seriously, somebody really wants to get on TV. [People]

I have no issue with Baptists…but I do have an issue with crazy folk. [Mollygood]

Kim Kardashian…still naked. [Egotastic]

I mean, it was still a MONSTER debut, but Idol’s premiere viewership was down by around 4 million viewers from last year.

Tuesday’s debut was seen by an estimated 33.2 million viewers, down 11 percent from the 37.4 million who watched the first show of 2007.

Whatever. It’s still the most-watched show of the entire TV season.

Awwww, sad!!!

Ruben Studdard — who basically did nothing successful after winning season 2 of AmIdol — has been dropped from J Records.

His last album only moved 235,000 copies.

That’s worse than Britney’s!