All of America may still be angry with him for screwing over our little sweetheart at the VMAs, but at least Amber Rose still loves him! But I have a feeling all that bleach went to her head a long time ago.

Kanye and his girlfriend were spotted doing some SERIOUS shopping in Rome on Thursday. The photogs say they spent the whole day hitting up uber-expensive shops like Fendi and Missoni. It’s such a shame that money can’t buy class!

In his song “Flashing Lights” Kanye says “Try to hit you with the ‘Oeur de Whopee’/Till I get flashed by the paparazzi/Damn, these n****’s got me/I hate these n****’s more than the Nazis”… And he ain’t kidding, kids. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Kanye and his bald Barbie girlfriend freakin’ out on the paps for snapping his photo, and this time, he’s even confronting the dude shooting video from the safety of his car. Here’s my thing with Kanye: How can a man who boasts about chasing fame to the degree he does care about a having his picture taken while he’s going about his buisness? The two of them are dressed well enough, they aren’t fighting, there’s no drama going on, so just shut up and smile, man. Beside putting out jams for me to dance to in the club, that’s really his only job as a performer. Why does Kanye have such beef with the paps? You’d think he’d love it.

Let’s talk about Kanye West’s new girlfriend, Amber Rose, who accompanied Kanye for some shopping and lunch on Sunset today.

I can’t even tell you how jealous I am of this look.

I wish I could wander around LA in February wearing a see-through half-tank with no bra, faux denim hot pants and fuck-me heels. And don’t forget the cigarette!

What a radical departure from social norms, Amber! You’re so awesome. I wish I had the guts to show up at uber-expensive restaurants looking like I just finished my hooking gig at the trailer park. Looking respectable is so passe. You are totally the future of fashion … at the Bunny Ranch. Airforce Amy is going to take a break from blowing lines to call Kmart and see if they have those heels in stock. That’s the kind of trend-setter you are.