Amanda Bynes attends the Palm Springs Film Festival. She’s there promoting Hairspray.

Amanda Bynes is an angel.

How dull.

Does this look like the angelic face of High School Musical’s Gabriella Montez?

No.

This looks like a chick who’s ready to take all her clothes off.

This girl is gonna be trouble.

I love it.

Vanessa attended the Frederick’s of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show with her “boyfriend,” Zac Efron, who looks less than pleased to be at a lingerie show. For obvious reasons.

Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes both show off their footprints at some charity event at the Turks and Caicos Film Festival on Friday.

Is there anywhere that doesn’t have a film festival?

I live in near-constant fear that one of these days I’m gonna wake up to 8000 people knocking on my door.

“Why are you here?” I’ll ask.

“The film festival,” they’ll say.

“Which film festival?”

“The one in your living room. The Evil Beet Living Room Film Festival. Didn’t you see the arrivals on WireImage?”

“Ugh.”

Let’s kick this one off with a shot of Michelle Pfeiffer getting ready to make out with her sister, Dedee, because that’s hot.

We’ve also got Carmen Electra, out to disprove anyone who would dare argue that she has a neck.

And my darling Brittany Snow, who seems to have a much better grasp on the fundamentals of make-up application than the last time we saw her.

Amanda Bynes NAKED AND NUDE.

I’m kidding. It’ll just be funny when I get the search engine traffic. And by funny I mean lucrative.

Update: Ha! We’re now on the front page of U.S. Google results for both “Amanda Bynes nude” and “Amanda Bynes naked,” and, yes, I’m getting plenty of search engine traffic as a result. This shit is so much fun, you guys!