Sooo, I’m pretty sure Amanda Bynes is dating someone who was nominated for a Grammy last night because she practically all but flat-out said it on her Twitter. To the point where I was like “Are you just sleeping with this dude and he’s not committing?”

Who could this guy be? She seems to be over-the-moon about someone (check out her Twitter. It’s all “love quotes” and heart symbols and mentions of marriage), but she never hints toward who it could be (last night her multiple announcements that he was at the Grammys was the first clue she’s ever really given.) To me, these read like she wants to shout “I’m having sex with _______!” from the rooftops, but he might be hesitant to have the word out.

I mean, c’mon. Would you be quick to commit to a young actress who Tweets lyrics from love songs all day? Probably not. But if I remember correctly what it was like to be in my very early 20s and totally love a guy who doesn’t love me back, there is going to be a painful wake-up call for this young lady in the future.

Now who do we think it could be? I’m going to be so disappointed if it’s some sound engineer.

Amanda Bynes is following the Tila Tequila recipe for a fame-a-rita: In the absence of anything of substance, you can always just get implants and pose for sexypics. (This is also the operating theory behind half of the internet.)

She posted these sneak peeks from her photoshoot with Maxim to her Twitter account a few days ago (you can view the rest here). Her number of Twitter followers proves that at least 200,000 of you still knew she existed and cared to read her quoting Princess Diana and engaging in philosophical discussions with Reverend Run on the nature of haterade.

Enjoy, I guess.

It’s red carpet time! Or, I guess in this case, it’s green carpet time. Young Hollywood turned out in droves for Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards. I don’t know who won what award because I’m not a teen, and it’s not my choice. I chose to watch football. But I do enjoy seeing who wore what to the awards show.

The green carpet was shot outside, in natural light– something for which Beet always cuts celebs a little extra slack. But not me. Because its the same light that all of us have to live every day of our lives in. So when a celeb shows up on the red carpet in natural light that reveals their haggard eye bags and pancake makeup, I feel highly vindicated. Case in point: Amanda Bynes (above). I’m not sure what kinds of bottles she’s been hitting, or how often, but I’m convinced that bottles are definitely being hit.

I’m also convinced that inside Rumer Willis’ gullet is a pelican desperately struggling to swallow a fish.

Britney Spears, on the other hand, looked fabulous. I’ve never been a big fan of her fashion choices, but her dress tonight was sexy with a touch of  class.

Miley Cyrus showed up in an outfit that may have been made up of pieces from her Wal-mart line. I have nothing against Wal-mart, and definitely nothing against Miley, but I’m not so sure that was the best fashion choice for an awards show. Nothing says tacky like a darkly colored bra showing through a wife beater.

Other atendees included Robert Pattinson, looking drugged and disheveled as ever, Kristen Bell in my least favorite celeb fashion trend of the last few years (a jumpsuit), the Jonas Brothers, Fergie, Emma Roberts, Jordin Sparks, Kristen Stewart, Alexis Bledel, Ashley Tisdale, Selena Gomez, and Kat Von D.

So who had your favorite look of the evening? Worst?

Perez Hilton held his 31st birthday party yesterday at the Viper Room nightclub in West Hollywood. For someone who talks a lot of trash about celebrities, making juvenile comments about their love lives and appearances, a lot of them showed up at his party. This means that I can still hold out hope that Clive Owen will turn up at my 31st birthday party, no matter how big of a bitch I am on this blog.

Paris Hilton & boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, Amanda Bynes, Steve-O, and a very different looking Ashley Tisdale (holding hands with a lady friend) were in attendance, amongst others. The Jonas Brothers “rushed over” from the Kid’s Choice awards to sing Happy Birthday, and Christina Aguilera did her best Marilyn Monroe impression of a breathy “Happy Birthday Mr. Perez-ident.”

“I’m not thrilled with the number 31,” Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, said on the pink carpet in front of the Viper Room nightclub. “But I am super excited that, right now, I’m happier in my life than I ever have been before.”

Hilton bragged that the first gift he received was from “High School Musical” heartthrob Zac Efron.

“He sent me a bottle of champagne to my hotel room, which made me squeal like a little school girl,” he gushed.

Party attendee Paris Hilton seems to have contracted Victoria Beckham’s “Every Day I Look More and More Like a Robot” disease. Note the cut on boyfriend Reinhardt’s lip, a souvenir of Friday night’s scuffle with a bodyguard at Fontainebleau.

Oooh!

In an effort to remain relevant for 20 more seconds, total douchetard Doug Reinhardt is telling his side of the Amanda Bynes break-up story, claiming he ended the relationship.

“She wouldn’t even let me have a guys’ night out without flipping out on me,” Doug said to E!. “So it’s over.”

A source close to the douchetard said Doug told Amanda he was having “a night out with the boys” on Wednesday. Around 2 a.m., Amanda showed up unannounced at Doug’s house and banged on the door. Doug wasn’t home, and she freaked out, and now it’s over.

Whatever, either this guy is going to find a new starlet to cozy up to, or he’ll be crawling back to Amanda. This guy is Spencer Pratt v2.0, people, I’m telling you. He can’t stand to not be famous.

Something is very fishy here.

Just on Tuesday, Amanda Bynes and her boyfriend, loser Doug Reinhardt, were looking all lovey-dovey on the red carpet for a charity event in LA.

Then, today, Us Weekly reports that they’re over.

“She ended it. She had had enough,” a source close to the actress says. “Her friends didn’t trust him. Everyone thought he was using her for celebrity. He was not good, and she was over it. It was definitely her who ended it.”

So, either this “break-up” is a huge publicity stunt, or they had a gigantic fight on Tuesday night that led to her calling her publicist and saying “Tell the tabloids that it’s OVER.”

There’s a backstory here, and I wanna know what it is.

Amanda Bynes is looking AMAZING these days — too bad she’s wasting her extreme hotness on total famewhore douchebag Doug Reinhardt, with whom she seems to be getting increasingly serious. She took him to some charity basketball game in BevHills last night. I hope he donated a SHITLOAD of money.