Evil Beet Gossip » Alicia Witt

That’s Hot

Evil Beet — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:02:52 +0000

Leelee Sobieski and Alicia Witt vamp it up at the Las Vegas premiere of 88 Minutes.

I just don’t like Leelee. I don’t know why. She always looks like she’s trying sooooo hard in pictures. It’s painful to see.

I ::heart:: Alicia, though. I wish she’d stay away from Leelee.

I Love Alicia Witt

Evil Beet — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:09:19 +0000

And it is out of that love that I feel obliged to mention that she needs a new stylist, or at least a new personal assistant. I have not been impressed with her fashion choices lately, and now she shows up with this terribly wrinkled dress.

These tragedies are so, so avoidable, Alicia.

At the Gen Art Film Festival launch party in NYC.

She Sings, Too!!!

Evil Beet — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:56:52 +0000

I love Alicia Witt!!!!

As I’ve said before, she is single-handedly making Law and Order: Criminal Intent watchable again. (Fuck Vincent D’Onofrio.)

Here she is singing and playing piano at The Bitter End in NYC.

Is there anything this chick can’t do?

Alicia Witt is Going on Safari

Evil Beet — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:37:12 +0000

Okay.

Love Alicia Witt.

Hate the outfit.

She’s single-handedly making Law & Order: Criminal Intent watchable again. Her character is kind of like a female Vincent D’Onofrio, except you don’t want to tear your hair out and eat it every time she shows up on the screen.

This dress, though?

Blech.

I Have an Alicia Witt Problem

Evil Beet — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:51:34 +0000

I do. I don’t understand it. She hasn’t had a major role since, like, Dune (nah, I’m kidding, it was since Cybill), but I get so excited whenever I see pictures of her. She’s just so damn cute. I’ve had a crush on her forever. You know what I think it is? I think it’s the red hair. I think I have a thing for redheads. Which is funny because that is so not true when I look at guys — I don’t find red hair attractive on men at all — but on chicks it’s kind of hot. I told my hairstylist the other day that I kind of want red hair, and she said she thought I’d look cute but that I’m a blonde at heart, so she just didn’t feel like it would be right for me. Whatever. I still kind of want to do it.

Anyway, Alicia’s cute as a button, and when she stands next to Jeremy Sisto I’m honestly not 100% sure which of them I want to make out with more. Okay, it’s Jeremy Sisto, but I did have to think about it.