Today, Leggings Lohan attended traffic school.

Then, she and her sister, Leggings Lohan II, went to lunch at La Scala.

How lovely.

Seriously, can we just start shipping these people where they need to go in freight trains?

It would be safer!

The latest Lohan to be involved in a traffic accident is lil’ sis Ali, age 13, who was in a car crash on Friday night after sneaking out of the family’s Long Island house to meet her 16-year-old boyfriend, who had a learner’s permit.

Two people were slightly injured in the accident, but Ali was fine, and was able to fly out to Utah this week to visit big sis Lindsay in rehab.

How long until Ali’s there, too?

I give her a year!

The title of this post is an actual lyric on this truly heinous CD by Ali Lohan.Click here to get a sample of one of her hot holiday tracks.
Looking on Amazon.com, this CD is selling for the bargain basement price of $10. With that $10 you get to hear such classics as.

1. Christmas Day
2. I Like Christmas
3. Winter Wonderland
4. Christmas Magic
5. Jingle Bells
6. Groove of Christmas
7. Lohan Holiday - Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
8. Deck the Halls
9. Silent Night - Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan
10. Santa’s Reindeer Ride - Amy Grant, Ali Lohan
11. We Wish You a Merry Christmas - Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan
12. I Like Christmas [Remix][*]

“I Like Christmas”- creative Ali. “Groove of Christmas”-a little frightening. “Lohan Holiday”- WTF? Are we are going to hear about Lindsay and her baby sister getting wasted at the Chateau Marmont before trying to score some killer weed, then finding out their mom is too hungover and forgot to buy them the right Louis Vuitton bag for Christmas? Though I have to say the track that frightens me the most is “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” with a cameo by Dina Lohan. Classic.
A great stocking stuffer for the holidays.