
Someone attempted to penetrate the walls of Lindsay Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home on Tuesday. In contrast to the many attempts to penetrate the walls of her vagina, this one failed.
“It was an attempted burglary,” spokeswoman Karen Reyner said. “No property was taken and no one was home at the time of the incident.”
It was her home’s alarm system that notified police of a potential break-in and, when they arrived, officers found evidence that someone had been in the house. Per TMZ, there were pry marks on a back door and a window showed signs of tampering.
Meanwhile, a source close to the matter tells E! News that a “person of interest” in the case is a man who is said to have been stalking and making threats against Lohan.
That man is, of course, Charlotte Ronson.
Seriously, though, Lindsay’s safe as a clam in its shell, as she’s currently cavorting around Paris with kid sis Ali, who really ought to be in school, or, at the very least, recording her caterwauling safely within the soundproof walls of a studio booth. Here’s some shots of them shopping at Balmain today.