Heroes actress Ali Larter married Hayes MacArthur – he’s an actor that she met on the set of  2007’s National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus  – this weekend in Kennebunkport, Maine.  If I remember correctly, Beet wants to have a lesbian affair is a little obsessed with Ali.  I’m not sure how she’ll take this news.

Now that Larter wore her Vera Wang dress and the big day is over, perhaps she can start eating again!

Despite getting terrible reviews, Beyonce’s new flick, Obsessed, was easily the top dog at the box office this weekend, bringing in an impressive $28.5. The film co-stars Idris Elba and Ali Larter.

I’m not a huge Beyonce fan, but I’ll probably wind up renting this movie at some point just because I’m in love with Ali Larter.

Zac Efron scooted into second place with 17 Again, which brought in $11.7M in its second weekend. It looks like Fighting and The Soloist will take third and fourth places, respectively.

Studios are heading into summer on a box-office tear, with receipts running at a record pace. Revenues for the year are at $3.06 billion, up 17.4% over last year. Factoring in higher ticket prices, movie attendance is up 15.7 percent.

“We have never been in this strong a position heading into the summer season, ever,” said Paul Dergarabedian, president of Media By Numbers.

Well, at least this shitty economy is good for something. Nobody has the cash to travel or shop, so we’re all going to the movies. Although for what it costs to take a family of four to the movies these days, you can probably get a round-trip plane ticket to Hollywood on Priceline.

Co-stars Beyonce and Ali Larter went for very different (although, IMHO, equally ridiculous) looks at the NYC premiere of Obsessed.

Who looked better, kids?

What do you guys think???

God, I LOVE me some Ali Larter. But not in a sex way, really. We’ve been over this before, I know, but I think I want her to be my big sister. I just absolutely adore her. I’ll see this just because she’s in it.

You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I’d be like “ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!”

But Ali?

Looks PERFECT.

I love you, Ali. I don’t want to date you — as I’ve said before, you’re a bit old for me, and I know you’re happily engaged — but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome.

So I know I haven’t been whining about it much lately — it’s been a conscious and strenuous effort — but I’m still sick. My life has become rather small. I sleep, I blog, I eat oranges and cereal, and I watch DVDs of Heroes. In fact, today was notable because I managed to drive my car for the first time since Friday. My dad wasn’t home and I absolutely had to have a chicken sandwich from Burger King. I was in no condition to drive, but I had no choice. So I hauled my ass out to my car and drove the three miles to the nearest Burger King. I nearly passed out from the effort, but it was totally worth it. Definitely the most exciting moment of the past week for me. And I was talking to my boss on the phone yesterday, and I told him I hadn’t showered in like four days and he was like “You should shower” and I was like “I know, it’s on my To-Do list for today,” and he’s like, “Wow, your life isn’t very exciting right now, is it?” No, no it isn’t.

But back to Heroes. I never watched it when it was on TV, but I’ve become totally hooked on the DVDs. I’m about halfway through the first season right now, and I’m absolutely obsessed with Ali Larter. I always thought she was a cutie — Blonde Ambition, anyone? — and she has a body for which I would happily shoot a homeless man, but she’s also, it turns out, an extremely talented actress. I just think she’s phenomenal on that show. She’d be my new lesbian crush, but she’s a little old for me.

Also, she’s engaged.

Here she is at the Ungaro show in Paris with fiance Hayes MacArthur. Check out the bling.

Well, almost perfect.

Ali Larter’s dress doesn’t do much to hide her tan lines.

Beyond that, she’s stunning!

Congrats to Ali Larter, whose hot piece of ass is now off the market.

She got engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Hayes MacArthur, over the weekend.

“It’s true,” says a rep for the actress. “They’re thrilled.”

She showed up to Elle’s Women in Hollywood event looking nothing short of stunning.

I love love looooove that dress. If anyone just randomly wants to get me a present, find out who did her dress and buy it for me. It stands out in a crowd without being obnoxious.

She just looks so perfect here.

I love it!