I am sincerely proud to live in a society where there is no longer any such thing as fifteen minutes of fame.

In today’s media culture, once you’re awarded the fifteen minutes, you can have as many more as you want, and I think that’s fantastic. It makes everything so much more interesting.

Here’s Paris Hilton’s former boy-toy, Pizza Boy Alex Vaggo, leaving S Bar in Hollywood with an unidentified blonde hottie. Can anyone ID this girl? She looks familiar, but I can’t place her. Maybe she just looks like every other girl on the Strip, I dunno. But she’s cute and I like the way she dresses. I should make her famous. Bloggers can do that now, right? (Did everyone catch the MSNBC clip where Perez Hilton takes 100% of the credit for launching Amy Winehouse’s career? Yeah. This girl is my Amy Winehouse. Let’s find out who she is and I will personally see to it that she wins five Grammys next year. Someone have her call me.)

Why are the photo agencies still snapping pictures of this guy? He’s, like, 18 boyfriends ago for Paris.

I don’t know! But I LOVE it!

After spending a few days grinding around Berlin with model Julian Feitsma, Par-Par and her Wonderbra are back in the USA, and back on the town with Swedish pizza boy Alex Vaggo, who doesn’t appear to mind being very publicly cuckolded.

Here they are partying at Goa in Hollywood.

I like how, in one of the pictures, both of them are clutching their cellphones. What a sweet date. We’ll text the night away, darling!

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