Hey, remember Jeopardy? That game show that was relevant before game shows involved eating crickets and performing oral sex on Tila Tequila? (Is there really any difference?)

Anyway, I guess it’s still going on, and they’ve finally decided to move into the 21st century. No, no, contestants will not be challenged to make postal service uniforms out of Alex Trebek’s toupees (good idea, though) — rather, they’re allowing contestants to test for the show online.

Have you applied for The Real World and Survivor season after season only to be told you’re not homophobic enough?

Then you might want to try Jeopardy.

For more information about testing online, click here.

Who is Alex Trebek!!!

“Thankfully it was a minor heart attack,” said a spokesman for Jeopardy.

Get well soon, buddy! Your Canadian ass is an American icon!