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Archive for the ‘Alessandra Ambrosio’ Category

The Most Desirable Woman of 2010

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

I don’t understand why AskMen.com always tells us the most desirable person of a given year at the beginning of the year. Is this the person that we desired the most in 2009 and that we’re not recognizing until 2010 or are they telling us who we’re supposed to concentrate on desiring in 2010? I don’t need to pull a muscle in my brain trying to sort this out, AskMen.com. SPELL. IT. OUT.

Anyway! You guys! Literally, you guys! You all voted on the top 99 hotties on AskMen.com and they’ve just released their surprising annual list. OK, let me rephrase that. I am not shocked by the list, it’s actually who I would have picked, too. Rather, I am surprised that everyone didn’t just vote for Megan Fox. Meggo didn’t even make the top 10, she fell on the list at 11. Number 1 is actually the young lady pictured above, Emmanuelle Chriqui. You probably know her as Eric on Entourage’s fiance Sloan. I’d like to congratulate the men of the world for ranking a seemingly sweet and charming woman as desirable. You’ve come so far.

Also in the top ten? Numbers two and three are Marisa Miller and Kate Beckinsale. Following them are Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Penélope Cruz, Cheryl Cole, Eva Mendes and Miranda Kerr. Not a bad list and not really anyone I would qualify as “scarily skanky” in sight. Maybe in these hard economic times men mostly “desire” smart and dependable women that can act as a pillar of strength for them, or maybe it’s just a coincidence that none of them give me “ho vibes”.

Who would you rank as the most desirable woman?

Congrats to Alessandra Ambrosio

Monday, August 25th, 2008

The hottie Victoria’s Secret model gave birth to her first child, daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, on Sunday in Brazil. The baby daddy is Alessandra’s longtime boyfriend, California businessman Jamie Mazur. Mother and baby are doing well. So well, in fact, that Alessandra plans to be back on the runway for the November Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

Um, wow.

Who’s the Lucky Guy Holding Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hand?

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

Alessandra Ambrosio Holding Hands with Mystery Man at Hyde

Outside Hyde on the fourth of July … anyone know who this guy is?

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

That’s Quite a Dress There, Alessandra

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio celebrates her 26th birthday at Mokai in Miami Beach.