Archive for the ‘Al Gore’ Category

OMG It’s the Slowest News Day Ever

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. This is not supposed to happen anymore.

Ugh.

Well, Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Without flashing anybody.

Amazing.

Pols Won’t Touch LiLo with a 10-Foot Pole

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

So after reading the drunk-ass email LiLo sent out last night, I was thinking, “Did anyone think to ask Al Gore for comment?”

YES!

TMZ DID!

I LOVE TMZ!

Genius, genius, genius!

They contacted his rep for comment.

“I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”

And just because they rock that much, they contacted Barack Obama’s rep. Obama was not even mentioned in Lohan’s email, but he’ll be running against Hillary Clinton, who was. TMZ asked him if he had any advice as to whether Hillary should help Lindsay out.

“I don’t think we have any comment on that,” said an aide. TMZ continued to press the issue. “We’re going to take a pass,” insisted the aide.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Soooo amazing.