Evil Beet Gossip » Akon http://evilbeetgossip.film.com Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:37:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Akon Threatens To Leave The U.S. http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/11/04/akon-to-leave-the-us/ http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/11/04/akon-to-leave-the-us/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:58:03 +0000 Wendie http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=21296

Singer Akon has announced that he will renounce his U.S. Citizenship and move back to Africa if John McCain is elected.  I can’t believe about about to say this but…

Please.  Everyone.  Go vote for The Maverick.  Only so that this abusive asshat can get his one-way plane ticket home.

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship,” he said. “I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

It’s easy to make such asshole proclamations when Obama is the front-runner.  It would be like Tara Reid holding a press conference and saying “If McCain wins, I’m totally getting on the wagon and throwin’ my ass into rehab and swearin’ off of stomach lipo.”

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Oh look, guys! It’s Akon, punching some chick in the face at one of his concerts. This young man is so lovely.

Maybe it’s time for the “Smack That” singer to do himself a Prodigy cover.

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What’s the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it?

This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon’s totally out-singing her. Whitney just doesn’t have the pipes like she used to. And I guess that can be blamed on another kind of pipes. Sadness.

(BTW, the video is just a montage, it’s not for this specific song.)

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