Singer Akon has announced that he will renounce his U.S. Citizenship and move back to Africa if John McCain is elected.  I can’t believe about about to say this but…

Please.  Everyone.  Go vote for The Maverick.  Only so that this abusive asshat can get his one-way plane ticket home.

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship,” he said. “I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

It’s easy to make such asshole proclamations when Obama is the front-runner.  It would be like Tara Reid holding a press conference and saying “If McCain wins, I’m totally getting on the wagon and throwin’ my ass into rehab and swearin’ off of stomach lipo.”

Oh look, guys! It’s Akon, punching some chick in the face at one of his concerts. This young man is so lovely.

Maybe it’s time for the “Smack That” singer to do himself a Prodigy cover.

What’s the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it?

This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon’s totally out-singing her. Whitney just doesn’t have the pipes like she used to. And I guess that can be blamed on another kind of pipes. Sadness.

(BTW, the video is just a montage, it’s not for this specific song.)