“I have a restraining order in my purse over there for this one chick. She would stand in front of my house refusing to leave and then she bought a pair of $1500 Giuseppe heels in all the colors that I really love and demanded that I [take] them … so I took them straight to the police station. She was starting to creep me out, but I had a mace on me with a refill in my purse because if I was going to get her I was going to get her good. I would empty a whole canister then refill and do it again while she’s writhing in pain.”

- America’s Next Top Model Cycle 1 winner, Adrianne Curry to Fox News about the downsides of microfame.

Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry went to the Blush Nightclub 1 Year Anniversary party at WYNN Las Vegas last night.  I’m shocked that these two are still married.  Weren’t they on Dr. Phil begging for a relationship rescue because Chris kept calling Adrianne the c word?  I guess they were able to work it out.  She still has big kneecaps though.  Random, I know. 

Also, doesn’t Mena Suvari look sweet with her fiance?  He looks like my first boyfriend…who was 12.

Adrianne Curry and her tiny husband Christopher Knight are still going strong.

Unbelievable. Who would have thought these two would last so long? I’m genuinely happy for them.

The happy couple showed up to the grand opening of Sashi: Sushi + Sake Lounge in Manhattan Beach on Thursday.

Also: Is Adrianne preggers?

“I myself am pro-choice. There are thousands of babies that people dont want, get abused, and turn out to be the scum of the earth when they grow up. Why should we add to that? I personally believe that until the central nervous system develops, it is NOT killing a baby. It doesn’t even look like a baby by then. Just an alien blob! I am lucky because I have never, nor will I ever be faced with the desicion of abortion (unless I am raped). However, just because I personally would never make that decision for myself, who am I or anyone else to tell another what they should do? I do cringe at the thought of a more developed fetus getting the ax…but from personal experience, i don’t remember anything about the womb or my birth. in fact, I don’t remember anything till I was 3 or 4!”

ANTM winner Adrianne Curry, on her MySpace blog, waxes philosophic on the abortion debate. She added that she also didn’t remember much between the ages of 16 and 19, so you totally could have aborted her then, too, and she wouldn’t have minded.

I kid.

God bless Z-listers!

After Florence Henderson had some mean things to say about Adrianne Curry’s marriage to Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry fought back.

Now, it’s Chris Knight’s turn to do the fighting!

“It hurts me deeply that someone that I have loved and respected for so many years … would discuss overtly negative personal opinions about my marriage in a public forum,” he wrote on his MySpace page. “I can only hope these recent comments are an aberration … It is no secret Florence and Adrianne do not see eye to eye. But … in the struggle I have hoping one day these two women will bridge their generation and philosophical differences, calling my marriage a sham helps so very little.”

Shut up, Mrs. Brady!

Adrianne Curry reminds us all that it’s important to write things about her, as she sucks face with her much older Brady husband, Chris Knight.

You know, it’s easy to talk shit about this relationship, but they’ve managed to keep it going strong even after the cameras stopped rolling, so props to them for that.

Kevin Federline decides to get his kids away from all the insanity of Hollywood. The obvious destination: Vegas. [Gossip or Truth]

Much to my chagrin, we still care about Kristin Cavallari. [POTP]

Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to floor-sweeping. Kinky. [The Blemish]

Hey, Joel Madden: if you want the paparazzi out of your face, don’t go to Mr. Chow’s with Nicole Richie. Honestly, people. There are restaurants all over Los Angeles. [dlisted]

David Faustino stole a marijuana clinic. Yeah, that’s right. Bud Bundy. And a marijuana clinic. [Cele|bitchy]

Adrianne Curry: still ridiculously hot. You know who’s hitting that? Peter Brady. [Celebslam]

Simon Cowell weighs in on Kellie Pickler’s new … um … shoes. Note that the interviewer here is his girlfriend. [Celebrity Smack]

Booted Idols Leslie Hunt and Alaina Alexander dish on the backstage goings-on. [ICYDK]

Chris Daughtrey manages to do an entire interview with Life magazine without saying “Taylor Hicks who?” I don’t think I would have been that strong. [GTS]