So, my future husband, Adrian Grenier, had a lookalike at my party in LA last night, but the real Adrian was in Miami Beach, performing with his band, The Honey Bears, at Hotel Victor.

Just look at him.

All rock star and sweaty and shit.

Love it.

This time it’s Lindsay Lohan’s turn at bat.

After dumping Riley Giles’ loser ass, she spent Christmas Eve with total hottie Adrian Grenier at his Brooklyn apartment, where I guess he had some sort of party. Guests there swear the activities were “low-key,” and I actually believe that. My future husband does not do drugs!!!

Seriously, though, Adrian? First Paris Hilton, now Lindsay Lohan? I thought you were better than that. I really did. I was willing to take sloppy seconds on one of them, but both? Just for that: no pre-nup!

My boyfriend poses with model Jessica Stam at a charity ball in NYC on Monday night.

Whatever.

I have better taste in shoes than both of them combined.

Adrian Grenier — along with his mother — volunteer at the Neighbors Together Soup Kitchen in Brooklyn.

Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.

Marry me now.

He’s always soooooooo hot!!!

Grrr.

I really thought you were better than this, Adrian Grenier.

The man I thought I loved is totally dating Paris Hilton.

They went to the movies yesterday.

I hate this.

Go back to jail, bitch.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Playing with his band, The Honey Brothers, at the Stoli Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday night.

Yeah, you read that right.

He has a band.

Sigh.