Hollywood hot-shot Shia LaBeouf was just coming into his own as an alcoholic actor, but he’s gonna have to watch out for Adrian Grenier, who currently wants to kick his ass.

Yes, the mystery female passenger in Shia’s passenger seat during the DUI has been identified, and it’s none other than Shia’s Transformers 2 costar — and Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend — 23-year-old Isabel Lucas. When the Daily News asked Adrian what he thought about Isabel being alone in a car with her drunken costar at 3 o’clock in the morning, he “was testy and had no comment.”

And as for Shia’s activities prior to the incident in question?

He was at the Troubadour club watching the Lemon Son band. “He was dancing around and acting really crazy,” says a source. “He kept doing shots of whiskey. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself.”

What the hell was this chick thinking getting into a car with him? She very easily could have been killed. DO NOT LET DRUNK PEOPLE DRIVE YOU AROUND!!!

And as a side note: I totally don’t think this girl is all that pretty, Adrian. Her eyes are creeping me out. You should date me instead. Just saying.

We haven’t seen him in awhile, but Love of My Life Adrian Grenier — and his sneakers — hit up the red carpet for the Absolut Los Angeles party in Hollywood.

He just needs a new stylist.

Allow me to volunteer.

I will get right into the thick of his clothes, his shoes and his hair. And I do mean all his hair. Call me, Adrian.

Oh, he’s going to make such a great husband and father for me and our kids.

I’m so excited!

Here’s what Adrian had to say to The Guardian when they asked him what he thought of the portrayal of women on Entourage:

I’m a feminist, so if there was anything that was untrue I would be on it. But you should see some of the girls out in LA. Entourage is remarkably honest. I don’t think it pulls its punches, let’s say. There are a wide range of different types of women characters. It’s not just the superficial bimbo, although we do have a coupleof them: that’s part of what the LA experience is. But then you have strong characters like Carla Gugino, who plays Amanda – she’s smart, and strong, and a great actress – those are the women that stand out to me, the rest are superficial backdrop … I probably wouldn’t hang out with those girls as much. I hang out with the ones who are smart and interesting.

Oh, Adrian, that’s me! I’m smart! I’m interesting! If by interesting you mean emotionally unstable! Never a dull moment! Oh, marry me, Adrian, please.

Or does he?

Fly-zipping is such a menial task for such a big celebrity. Adrian, you shouldn’t have to invest precious time and energy into making sure your fly is zipped at all times.

Here, I have a good idea: how about you put someone else in charge of your pants zipper?

How about I be that person?

In fact, why don’t I just be the person in charge of all activities related to your penis?

You won’t be disappointed, Adrian! Call me and we’ll discuss the details.

Beet’s boyfriend Adrian Grenier is uses his celeb to get out the “green is gold” message.

No wonder she thinks he’s so dreamy.

I’m not really in an emotional place to discuss this right now. It’s very crushing.

If you need to know about it, you can read about it here.

It’s just rumors, people!!!

Until I actually see a goddamn sex tape, I’m not going to believe this bullshit. My Adrian would never do that to me. I’ve outlined very clearly in my twice-daily letters to him that he needs to be saving himself for me if this marriage is going to work.

“That’s cool. So how about we go home and I fuck the shit out of you?”

Adrian Grenier, to a woman he’d just met at an NYC party, according to Page Six.

The woman supposedly declined.

Oh, Adrian. Ask me! Ask me!