You guys did a great job of successfully identifying Joey Kern as Ginnifer Goodwin’s new hottie boyfriend, so now I’ve got another one for ya. My boyfriend Adrian Grenier was photographed out and about looking verrrry handsome, but the problem is that he was grabbing lunch with some stupid whore. Who is she????

NAME THAT STUPID WHORE!

I just can’t stop laughing at these photos of Adrian Grenier rocking out on the drums as his band, The Honey Brothers, plays a gig in Sydney, Australia.

He looks so into it!

Oh, Adrian, the next time you feel the need to bang something real hard, you have my number. I’ve left it in your agent’s voicemail at least 100 times.

Adrian Grenier spent the day in snowy NYC unloading City Harvest’s trucks to make sure families in need had food for the holidays.

What a winner!!!

Marry me, Adrian?

I guess that explains this.

“It wasn’t working out,” says a source. “Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn’t appreciate it.”

Well, Adrian and Isabel were photographed together several times after the accident, so obviously he still wanted to get in her pants a few times before finishing it off completely.

But this means that Adrian is single and will soon be mine. Oh, yes.

Thanks Nonnie!

It’s not on-and-off girlfriend Isabel Lucas, and it’s not me.

So who is this harlot he’s got on his back in Malibu? Who cares? She needs to go away.

Let me tell you, bitch, this is not the way you ride Adrian Grenier.

Adrian, baby, I would do it so much better.

Call me. Let me show you.

Remember Isabel Lucas? She’s the young woman who was with Shia LaBeouf when he got into his now-infamous DUI car wreck. She’s also Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend. But, as it turns out, she wasn’t his only girlfriend … until now?

It turns out Adrian and Isabel weren’t totally exclusive. Adrian had been seeing model Melissa Keller on the side, and, on the night of the accident, he was with Melissa at her 30th birthday party in Echo Park.

“It was a really small group, he was chatting with her parents, who love him,” says a source. “They were dancing all night and were so cute.”

However, since Isabel’s accident, apparently Adrian’s forgotten all about Melissa and has been spending all his time with Isabel. Sources say the couple has been joined at the hip since then. “Isabel was shaken up pretty badly,” says a source. “He’s been so protective of her.”

So.

Happy birthday, Melissa Keller!

Sadness upon sadness!

I was SO SURE that after Isabel Lucas was caught in a car with a drunken Shia LaBeouf at 3 am on a Sunday morning, Adrian Grenier would dump her ass.

But no!

The two were spotted having lunch together at Urth Cafe in WeHo on Tuesday.

What the hell is she wearing?

This looks like something my five-year-old cousin would throw together. If you left her alone in a Salvation Army store. After putting LSD in her Cheerios.