Ugh, this dude is so obnoxious.

Adnan Ghalib is back to talking about the sex tape he claims he has of Britney Spears.

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Dude, as much as I want this tape to exist, it totally doesn’t exist. It would have been sold a long time ago if it did.

TMZ is reporting that Britney’s former flame Adnan Ghalib has been spotted inside Brit’s gated community, although Britney’s father is (thank goodness!) trying to put a stop to any hint of a relationship between the two.

Adnan is Britney Poison!!!

Go away and leave her alone, jackass!

The only agency reporting this “attack” is the JFX photo agency. Here’s what they have to say:

Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds. He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world. We all know there are some crazies out there, I mean, I screen out at least a dozen death threats on our comments every week. Yes we’re tight with Adnan and all but still, this attack pushed this situation into a whole ‘nother level that I’m having trouble accepting. Hopefully the attackers will be found and brought to justice.

Now, you’d think if this was true, Adnan would have given the story to his photo agency, Finalpixx. But maybe he thought that would be too obvious, so he gave it to a pal over at JFX? I mean, it’s weird that Adnan would be receiving “more and more death threats in recent weeks.” He’s been totally off our radar in recent weeks. And if this actually happened, and he’d gone to the police or the hospital as most people would do after being stabbed, it would be all over the news wires. Which it’s not.

Whatever the truth is, one thing’s for sure: there is a way fucked-up story behind this story, one way or another.

Britney Spears’ one-time paramour, most-time pap Adnan Ghalib was turned away from her gated community yesterday.

Adnan showed up to the gate, supposedly to see someone else in the community, but the security guard said no way.

He had to listen to the jeers from his fellow photogs as he drove away.

Tee hee.

I’m currently in love with Britney Spears’ father. He’s the guy doing all these magical and wonderful things.

The cops questioned Britney paramour Adnan Ghalib today about an alleged assault against another photog, while he was out shopping with friends.

The cops eventually decided not to press charges or arrest Adnan.

Dammit!

There has to be something you can arrest him for!

After being released from the hospital — against the wishes of her family and her psychiatrist — Britney Spears was spotted, once again, with photog Adnan Ghalib in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

It’s sad because she’s going to die soon.

Britney and Adnan hit up a Jerry’s Deli in LA on Wednesday.

She’s been wearing the oddest shades of lipstick lately. I mean, is it supposed to match her shirt?

Late Monday night, LAPD officers reported to Britney’s gated community, where photographers had apparently breached security. Brit was outside the gate, barefoot, in a screaming match with Sam Lutfi.

Brit later returned home, where her mother and father both arrived to speak with her. She then left the house in an SUV, headed towards Beverly Hills, with another photographer, believed to be Adnan’s pal Filipe Teixeira. (We have those pics here.)

Britney later jumped out of the SUV and into Adnan Ghalib’s car. I guess they’re back on.

Then, to top things off, Brit and Adnan got a flat tire, so they used to down time to smoke cigarettes in the car.

According to a statement from Adnan’s photo agency:

“The truth is that Sam Lutfi started an argument with Britney and the two ended up in a screaming fight. Sam continued to verbally abuse Britney as she sat barefoot on the curb at her Summit home crying holding her dog London. Britney called Adnan for help and he heard the distress in her voice and drove to the Summit immediately. While outside the gates he was denied access as Sam Lutfi had informed the guards that he was not allowed entry. When Adnan then tried to call Britney it seems that Sam had turned all of her cell phones off.”

Oh, Britney. I don’t even know what to say any more.