So I got an email this morning from the fabulous Jenna over at PantyLine Press informing me that Maroon 5’s Adam Levine and Cameron Diaz are apparently a couple. Actually, she emailed me because she’d been researching Adam’s past girlfriends and had come across this photo of his ex Sophie Monk, with my hottie crush Matt Felker in the background. “Isn’t that your honey?” she asked. Ha. I love how the whole world knows about my random crushes. But, for the record, that’s all in the past! Matt is amazing and smart and gorgeous and I adore him, but in a strictly platonic sense these days! That said, I’m always happy to see a photo of him. ;)

Anyway, apparently model Paul Sculfor is a thing of the past, because a witness caught Adam and Cammie on a lunch date at Chateau Marmont. Chateau Marmont! How original! Because everything that happens at Chateau Marmont stays at Chateau Marmont, and that place has absolutely no record of leaking everything that happens there to the press. Oh, wait. Except that’s not true at all. Actually, the Chateau used to be a place where celebrities could go and have things keep quiet, but that all changed somewhere around the time that Lindsay Lohan was living there and Jen Aniston and John Mayer were sucking face all over the place. Time to find a new secret hideaway, celebs!