And I couldn’t agree with him more.

After criticizing Adam Lambert’s vocal stylings earlier this week as “Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening”, Aiken once more took to the member’s only section of his blog, this time to defend his claims that listening to Lambert might “make his ears bleed.” He kind of, sort of, didn’t really  apologize, opting for the “don’t really listen to anything I say” defense.

“My opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the blogger’s seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say,” complains the performer.

“The only person I would really dream of apologizing to is Adam. And the irony is, if he’s smart he couldn’t give a crap what I think.” Aiken continued, “I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn’t give a damn!”

Aiken is definitely right about one thing: no one should give a damn what he thinks. But someone must, because somebody out there is paying $30 a month to be a “member” of his site and read this drivel. I don’t understand most of humanity.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s doing this just to get some publicity. After all, it’s the first time in months that anyone has given a crap about anything Clay Aiken has had to say. And according to him, we shouldn’t have even given that crap.

“Uh, you know, probably.”

Adam Lambert, when asked during a press conference whether his sexuality affected the voting on American Idol.

This video of Adam Lambert — the one who dodged the American Idol bullet — singing at his 2000 high school graduation is making its way around the internet.  No hair dye, no eyeliner and hardly any shrieking.  Enjoy!

You are WRONG, America. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!

While I do feel Kris Allen is an incredibly talented young man, and I do respect him for that, Adam Lambert is a one-of-a-kind artist, and clearly head and shoulders above Kris’s John Mayer impersonation.

There’s a lot of talk right now about whether or not this has to do with Adam being gay. Eight seasons in and we still haven’t had a gay American Idol. (Well, except for Kelly Clarkson, but I think she’s still a few years away from coming out of the closet.) Personally, I don’t think it’s about Adam being gay, per se; I think it’s about American teenagers wanting a cookie-cutter performance from a cookie-cutter talent, like Danny Gokey or Kris Allen.

I, for one, will be buying Adam’s AMAZING album when it comes out, and Allison’s. You can keep the rest of ‘em.

(Oh, and seriously, if you didn’t want spoilers, get off the Internet.)

What’s up with this? Despite all the buzz around Adam Lambert, yesterday’s performance finale of American Idol drew the lowest ratings ever for a finale of the series. Granted, the “lowest ratings ever” still involve 23.7 million people, but what’s the deal with this?

My opinion?

Everyone already knew Adam was going to win by a landslide. It wasn’t an exciting, tight race to tune in for. I like Kris, I do, but he doesn’t stand a chance against Adam, who’s been unstoppable since day one. You could totally tell in the judge’s final remarks; they were all like “You’ve done a great job, Kris. You should be really proud of yourself.” Like the way I talk to my chihuahua when he and my neighbor’s golden retriever race for a ball up on my deck. “Good job, Leo! You ran really fast after that ball! You’ve got a lot of spirit, boy!” Meanwhile, the golden retriever’s clear on the other side of the deck with the ball hanging out of his mouth, while my dog’s still staring at me, waiting for me to finish what I’m saying before he prances five feet away and begins sunbathing.

Oh, and Kara’s single? SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. I think the word “mountain” should be banned from song lyrics. President Obama?

Ohhhhh tragedy of tragedies!!! I really really really need to stop developing crushes on gay men. It always lead to disappointment. The New York Post is reporting that Adam Lambert hit up Outback Steakhouse in Burbank with several other Idol contestants, and he was there with a guy that he introduced as his boyfriend. I knew I probably couldn’t land you, Adam, but you didn’t have to go slashing my little dream to shreds like this. It’s okay, dude. I’ll still vote for you.

Also with Adam were my nemesis Megan Joy Corkrey and Anoop Desai, who are apparently an item. I don’t see how anyone could date Megan. I bet she randomly busts out into that stupid shaky dance during sex. You’d always be wondering whether she was having an orgasm or just approaching the chorus of “Rockin’ Robin.”

That’s what Extra is reporting. They say it’s a “rumor,” but since the “rumor” comes from FOX, they’re thinking that there might be a grain of truth to it. The Idol producers haven’t confirmed anything — although Lionel Richie, Carlos Santana, Cyndi Lauper, Queen Latifah, Black Eyed Peas, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood and David Cook are all confirmed for the big show.

Who do you guys think will win? Is Adam Lambert a shoe-in? I like Kris Allen just fine, but you guys know I loooooove me some Adam!!!