It’s not even a terrible rap song, but you’d think after spending, like, three months having her entire bisexual, death-threatening, watching-Natalie-fuck-an-NFL-player life filmed, she’d look a little less like a giant pussy on camera. And it’s weird how she’s trying to pantomime all the words, like the dance to “Like a Virgin” my friends and I choreographed in sixth grade. Or, you know, this.
Still, I love you, Flo. Just not as much as I love Natalie. Who’s the real psychopath in the house. (Well, either psychopath or raging coke addict. I can’t always say. I leave the BGC recapping to the capable hands of Saranden and Sierra, even though some weeks I really, really, really wish I could do it.)
“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”
- Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay.
Selena Gomez, as far as young female starlets go, does not offend me in the slightest. She seems really sweet and she’s a UNICEF ambassador and then last night she went and covered a song by the original Selena during her show at the San Antonio Rodeo. The real Selena, Selena Quintanilla-Pérez, is one of my favorite people ever. For Selena Gomez to pay homage to her and bring her music to the attention of a new generation of possible fans is very cool. Also, ummm… is that her on-again boyfriend Nick Jonas holding it down on the side of the stage?
This the little couple that just won’t quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It’s cool, though. I kind of dig that Paris has been slowly drifting out of the spotlight in the past year or so, like she’s over her life being completely fucking insane and her romantic entanglements being scrutinized by the entire world and she just wants something to be real and not sucky for once. I get that, and I’m happy things seem to be working out for her and Doug.
You know what’s funny about Paris’s outfit? It looks a whole lot like the outfit Snooki is wearing in this photo, but it’s painfully obvious that Snooki’s entire outfit cost about what it takes to make a square inch of Paris’s leggings. Ah, money.
Check out this New Moon parody put out by Funny or Die called Dark Moon. Props to Eve for the lip biting and Brandon T. Jackson for his breathy Robert Pattinson. It doesn’t matter if you’re a lover or a hater of the Twilight franchise (or in my case, generally clueless), you’ll find something in this you like.
There’s an 18 second preview out of Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” video and it looks really good. There’s kind of a 90s theme going on with the hair, make up and black-and-white background. And also, there’s a zebra with balloons tied to it’s head. And the song is one of the best of her new album. Thank goodness she did something about that hair.
The cause of Nancy Kerrigan’s father’s death was announced today and it does not look good for Nancy’s brother Mark, who is currently in police custody for the incidents surrounding the death.
According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his house.
The Coroner says Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease.
That’s essentially strangulation, guys. And yes, the death has been ruled a homicide. So Nancy’s brother probably killed their father. Over the right to use the telephone. That’s very sad.
