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- Snooki Rocks the One-Piece Suit [PICS]

- Paris Parties in St. Tropez [PICS]

- 14-Year-Old Kendall Jenner's Bikini Photo Shoot! [PICS]

- Brad & Angelina at the Salt Premiere [PICS]

- Taylor Momsen Thinks Your Teen Daughter Needs a Good Vibrator

- The Hills Finale Party: One Billion Photos!

- Kate Gosselin Is SCREWED for Breaking Child Labor Laws

- Amy Winehouse: New Boyfriend, Same Shitty Tattoos

- EXCLUSIVE first pics of Jessica Simpson with her new man!

- Mel Gibson's a Disgusting Racist Misogynist and Now We Have the Audio to Prove it

- Robert Pattinson Just Wants to Fuck Supermodels, That's All

- Ke$ha is SUCH an an Up-and-Cummer

- Lindsay Lohan to Court: FUCK U

- Heidi Montag's Mom Hates Her, Too

- Jared Leto Goes Blonde???
Instead of having half-cantaloupes stacked on her sternum, Jersey Shore’s J-Woww’s going for half-beach balls … So in for summer 2010 at the Seaside Heights beach house. [Celebslam]
Beyonce just wakes up, still looks better than you at your best. Like, forever. Fuck. [popbytes]
24 could be adapted for the silver screen. I could subsequently wet myself. [Pajiba]
Levi Johnston still fame-sucking, celebrating son’s birthday a month late for more press. [Celebitchy]
God damn, that is one ugly thumb: Megan Fox uses hand stunt-double in latest Superbowl commercial ’cause she doesn’t want you to know that she has wonky club thumbs. [Amy Grindhouse]
AskMen.com’s sexiest woman of the year, Emmanuelle Chriqui, has more nip-slips than Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Bai Ling combined. [cityrag]
Heidi Montag is “fragile”, unstable and completely unsurprising. [Pop on the Pop]
Meet Snooki’s look-alike boyfriend. He’s a tool, too. [Zelda Lily]











lol @Megan’s man hands