You Guys, I Found a Semi-Bad Photo of Natalie Portman

November 24th, 2009 by Evil Beet


Natalie Portman's Only Bad Photo Ever

I genuinely didn’t think it was possible. Literally the way I found it was by obsessively going through like 50 photos of her at the press call for her new movie, Brothers, thinking to myself, “I wonder if any of these photos of her are bad. Can Natalie Portman take a bad photo? It may not be physically possible.” And then I stumbled on this one and I was like, “Oh, okay, that’s a kind of bad photo.” Don’t worry, though, all the rest of them in the gallery below are freakin’ perfect. Sigh.


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18 Responses to “You Guys, I Found a Semi-Bad Photo of Natalie Portman”

  1. Erandyn says:

    Is she auditioning for the role of a waitress at a roadside diner here?

  2. Anna says:

    She’s stunning even in the “bad” photo ;)

  3. Jamie says:

    oh come on Anna, she is not stunning in that picture!

  4. jenn says:

    i don’t think she’s ugly; she is definitely pretty. I just don’t find her features to be attractive. i’d list her negative features but i know some diehard fans would probably freak out. she is really photogenic though.

  5. Sass says:

    I really like Natalie Portman.

    She’s my sister’s neighbor and is very nice to my nieces. Always very friendly and talkative with them – overall really sweet girl. Not a snob in the least.

  6. mary says:

    I really liked Natalie Portman…until I saw her name on the Free Roman Polanski petition.

  7. Anonymous says:

    it’s just the lighting. same pose, different lighting and she’d look radiant as always.

  8. the troof says:

    her top chef episode was THE WORST. so unenjoyable. she is definitely not ugly- she’s pretty. but i don’t really get it. i think she’s pretty overrated.

  9. Anonymous says:

    She freakin’ hates everyone who isn’t perfect as she is, ya know. YOU bad, bad gossip person seeking to make her look unperfect, therefore, are now included on her freakin’ hate list.. deal with the trauma, expulsion and shame.

    • Anonymous says:

      Yes, I’m sure that’s why she’s the spokesperson for FINCA, which gives micro-loans to women in impoverished nations so that they can start their own small businesses and support themselves. What a bitch, right?

  10. gigi says:

    she looks kind of like leighton meester here

  11. Gretch says:

    Thanks, Beet, you just made my day!!

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