Quotables
November 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
“Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don’t ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U”
Jessica Simpson’s Tweet to Perez Hilton in response to his blog that Bronx, Jess’ nephew, was celebrating his first birthday. Perez’s ghost writer Perez wrote: ”It’s been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it’s all the family is talking about! … Poor lil’ thing doesn’t stand a chance!!!”
What is more ironic? That Jessica Simpson cares what Perez Hilton dot com has to say about her nephew, or that she thinks Mario Lavanderia himself is actually banging posts out about Jess and her fam? PH is phucking phfamous now!
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Oh Jessica Simpson… get over yourself. No one really cares about your stupid family, it was just something to write about in between the topics that are actually of interest.
I dislike Perez Hilton as a person, but do like his website. I think he has become too hot headed… he just wrote a post practically boasting that he alone boosted the AMA ratings by promotion on his website when in reality, I believe it was all the Michael Jackson hype that drew people in.
I’m not a huge fan of Perez, but what does she think his job is? To treat everyone super nicely? He’s a fucking GOSSIP blogger. Half the shit on here isn’t nice either.
shit!! there needs to be a disclaimer before his ass picture is right in front of my eyes. gag
Aaaaaaayeeeeeee! My eyes, my eyes!! Have mercy!
Those are some big big teeth.
ew why do we need a picture of that shit
Hairdo courtesy of Dairy Queen.
Seriously! Who does he think he is, Gwen Stefani?
“Bob”s Big Boy” as a faggot.
does anyone else find it a little bit funny that his last name means laundromat (roughly) in Spanish? perez hilton is dumb, but his real name isn’t much better
That’s all I can think whenever I read/hear his name.
He looks like hell.
OMG I almost had a heart attack! He’s hideous!!
Ugh. I avoid this asshole’s page at all costs and so I get a post about him here! Blech! Can’t stand that douche!
But him and Jessica Simpson deserve each other. Famewhore’s till the end who must stick together!
I’d marry him.
And then kill him for the insurance?
Or write a tell all.
i find him revolting on so many levels.
But darling, that makes you a HOMOPHOBE! If you don’t agree with everything Pshit says you’re a bigot who must be destroyed!
yeah i know, wouldn’t it be awesome though if all of the gays and lesbians that also find him revolting would unite and shut him down.
He’s not only phucking phamous, he’s phucking ugly, too.
That is one seriously visually disturbing phuck!
My hatred for him knows no bounds…
hey yo ass colwn you shut hell up byway and get off jesssica back go jess and family r not fool r your
merry xmas toashlee and jessica
You’re an idiot. Shoo.