Now I’m Just Trying to Make You Vomit on Your Keyboard
November 20th, 2009 by MollsOh, Tila Tequila, you precious skank. I love you so much. Your late night Twitter rambles that read like the diary of that chick Christy on Intervention, your insistence that you are an intelligent business woman with a whole lotta savvy…. hell, even those skunky highlights are endearing to me, you adorable little chunk of trailer trash. Well, last night you made Christmas come early for me and boy oh boy do I feel like I woke up to the grown up equivalent of a Barbie PowerWheels car.
After the jump are two stills from Tila’s livestream last night that were forwarded to me by Wendie and it’s not just the usual peep show we all look forward to (ahem. Sarcasm.) Miss Tequila must have forgotten that it was that time of the month, because right between those two toned butt cheeks was one very white, very noticeable, very undeniable TAMPON STRING.
Look, I ain’t making fun of the girl for having her period. Overshare: I have mine right now. I too have a tampon in RIGHT AS I TYPE THIS. However, you will notice one difference between the Tila and the rest of the world: When you’ve got a tampon in, keep your panties ON. And most definitely do not broadcast that ish on the interweberoonies where everyone in the world can see your damn string.
And before we catch flack for posting these insensitively: this is not like when Britney had that period stain on her panties and was caught by the paps. This is not some woman being taken advantage of and being exploited for what happens to her naturally. This is Tila Tequila, spreading ‘em on a live stream when she knows she has a tampon in.
The pictures below are NSFW or NSFAnywhere, so you’ve been warned. They’re after the jump:
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HA! You put it perfectly!
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Wow, that is really disgusting. At least do what strippers do, cut the damn string off or tuck it in your vajayjay! Nasty. I think she needs to lay off the meth.
Strippers cut the sting off??? How do you get the tampoon out without the stng? isn’t that the whole porpouse of the stings?… Im very confused now…
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Tako,
I used to be a stripper– what we did was cut the tampon string super short, and shove the tampon up there with our fingers. When it was time to take it out, you just had to go digging in your vagina for it! It could be tricky at times…
You are now officially the coolest chick that posts on this site! HOT!
Last night my husband and I saw a woman in the car in front of us who seemed to be completely flipping out.
We declared that she had “Gone Tila Tequila.”
That’s officially our new term for having gone crazy.
Really? I bet you guys fist bump after you say it too. Awesome!!!
Yes, and then we smashed beer cans on our foreheads.
Sounds like you two have gone Tila Tequila.
why did i think you were a man?!
This woman is grotesque. She’s allergic to class.
I did not vomit but I laughed hard enough to shoot coffee onto my keyboard at the Christy reference. I bet she is a member of the Tila Army.
I know Christy-Best Intervention ever!
Um.. nope. Alison wins hands down for best intervention ever. The one who was “Walking on Sunshine”…
Oh, I must of missed that one! I will check it out and get back to you ;-).
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I die.
LoL… I know… that’s officially my new favourite word!
Jen, that cat is beyond adorable!
And after seeing this, I’m gonna have to abstain from coming to this website for a little while… Ok, I lied, I won’t. But that was gross…
Im way too confused about tampons to say anything atm…
Why? Why would I click this? I am ashamed and disturbed, not necessarily in that order.
Sadly, I don’t think it’s her tampon string. After close examination I’m afraid that I now know what happened to Petey, my pet rat I lost during a party at Tilas a couple of weeks ago. I guess I can take the reward posters down now. Sigh.
omg molls we are synched! LoLz~*~*~**~
Sure it’s not a tapeworm, or some errant vag cheese drippin down?
Or maybe a sneak peek at the manufacturing process of the snack sensation sweeping Lower Mozambique… Tila’s Cheezy Cooter Doodles!
Maybe it is not a tampon string… Maybe she is really a crude See and Say Toy. You pull the string and she starts talking???
Maybe?
I don’t care what you say, I’d be glad to pull that string for her any day. Of course, I’d want to make sure she couldn’t find me later.