Friday Fun: Talking on a Thursday About Levi Johnston’s Dick
November 13th, 2009 by mollsSo, for those of you who didn’t know me before EvilBeet, I’m kinda known to some people as a blogger and some people as a Twitterer and some people as a vlogger. I used to make videos every day but that’s slowed down as I’ve gained a little bit of self control.
Anyway, my best friend Ed and I are always getting together and watching Real Housewives and talking about superficial bullshit we think is funny, so last night we talked about Real Housewives of OC, Levi Johnston (Ed bought a Playgirl subscription just so he could check out the goods) and this horrible man in a Gucci fanny pack that was mean to our friend.
You may think we’re a couple of ridiculous, self-important squares who don’t need to be on camera without make up and talking about this stuff, and you’d be right. But whatever. We do what we want.
And before you start thinking of telling me that my nose looks like a whale’s dick, I’ve already been told that, so go back to the insult well and pull up something slightly more clever.
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I coulnd’t care less about Levi, but I don’t know why I thought Molls was a woman.. :/
http://www.askmen.com/top_10/celebrity/indie-chicks_10.html
I pinky swear I am. ;)
No one looks good at 11:30 PM in their pajamas with no make up after a hell week.
Now I will be staying out of this comment thread because I can’t afford to kill myself today. LOLz.
You look way hot in that photo, Molls!
Oh God, I’m SO sorry. I feel just like Beet felt when she told her friend’s boss that her own boss wouldn’t pay for her ticket to LA and then her friend’s boss said he had to ask then if he could pay for her friend’s plane ticket. :( I’m sorry. I didn’t even watch the video, I just saw a screenshot and since you have that sweater covering your hair I thought you were a guy..
I didn’t mean to be bitchy, I really didn’t. I’m so sorry and I feel like crap girl. I don’t even look good at 2pm after a school day, so it’s ok. :)
And you actually are really beautiful. I saw the picture in that askmen.com thing.. whoa. And I’m not saying that just because I was a bitch in my first comment, I mean it. You’re gorgeous. :)
LOL
Seriously, you look so dumb right now, Vicky.
gee,I think the dumb-looking one are you.
Wow-the girl made a mistake,but unlike all these other idiots like you(calling other people morons because they have a different opinion?really?)she did something I really give her credit for:she apologized because she hurt someone else’s feelings.If this makes someone dumb-well,than I guess the internet,no,the whole fucking world,could use some more dumbness.
I know, I know.
I like Ed! Let’s see more of Ed…maybe he could review Levi’s spread for us!
Aw Molls you are too cute in this vid, and your friend is FUCKING FANTASTIC. One thing I have to say though, honestly, you looked kinda stoned. :/
My eyes are swollen from crying. I got dumped this week. Normally I wouldn’t say that here, but I would cop to being stoned if I was.
Some guys just don’t appreciate whale dick. Some day you’ll find the right aquatic mammal for you.
One can only pray there’s a manatee with my name on it out there in the ocean of life.
Sell your nose to the Japanese molls. They pay top dollar for whale penis.
Wow! A whale joke! Genius at work. What’s next: “smooth move ex lax”?
Douche.
Ummm does this mean we’ll be getting more videos from molls a la gawker? because that would be fucking fantastic :)
awww, ur both presh. crunk and hype is a phrase i have to use before the weekend is over.
aww, you’re both presh. b t dubs, crunk and hype is a phrase that im gonna use before the weekend is over.
loved it<3
Your nose looking like a whales dick. Lets cut to the chase shall we? Your face looks like a whales ass. How fucking old are you? You look 12.
L-O-FUCKING-L ANON. GOOD ONE. YOU ARE SO CREATIVE AND WITTY.
Seriously, let’s cut to the chase shall we? How fucking old are you? Your post indicates you have the maturity of someone who’s 12.
You still haven’t seen a chiropractor about your deformed neck? Giving blow jobs to your uncle from the rear seat while do that.
Oh. It’s you again. My favorite person ever! <3
“How fucking old are you? You look 12.”
Great insult, telling a woman that she looks significantly younger than she actually is.
Aw! Don’t be mean to her! She’s sweet and if you read the comments before you spouted off at the mouth you would know what was going on with her. If you’re going to be mean, at least put your name on it, Asshole.
I think you two are, not only darling, but totally spot on. And since when does a gay guy have a problem with a woman being in the bathroom? Weird.
Molls is my new girl crush, she’s got it all : ) And that is one of the cutest noses ever.
Seriously,this should become something like a weekly feature,I actually was laughing so hard that my roommate came checking if everything was alright.
What’s up with all the mean spirited comments around here?
Some of you a***holes seem clearly to have forgotten to take their meds…
And by the way,I’ve seen a whale penis before.And your nose,my dear,doesn’t look like one at all ;)
cute!
molls, your nose does not look like a whales dick. you actually look refreshingly normal! and i’m normally a total asshole on this fucking site, so i think my opinion counts.
I need a main gay.
Molls your ADORABLE.
That made me smile. And realize that I need more gays in my life STAT.
I think molls is cute
Molls is actually VERY pretty, but I have no idea why she likes to play it down, you should she other pictures of her!!!!!
You have a lovely nose Molls. A whale’s penis it is not. However, if it was a whale’s penis it would be much relieved right now that it is no longer at risk of becoming the interior leather furniture of a Russian luxury armored car. Follow the link and enjoy! Russinglish shout outs to our sea brothers!! (make more videos. I likes ‘em)
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/whale-penis-leather-in-russian-armored-car-dartz-prombron.php
adorable!!!
Which is which? How many men or women are in this video?
straight up these other comments are ridiculous. you are beautiful, sexy and funny girl.
I have to say I feel sorta relieved so many people like your nose because mine is similar and I’ve always hated it. Well, not at much in the past couple of years but I’m not in love with it either.
You are pretty cool although I am not a fan of the whole drunken-chick sort of behaviour but I’ve always been too much of a puritan anyways.
~LIA~
MOLLS!!
I’ll have what you’re having girl! you look like you’re high as fuck!
wooooooooo!!
anyways you are super cute and I lovvveeee Ed!!
MOAR ED PLZ
DRAMA FOR DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
OK I just watched the video again
you
are
too
cute
<3
love it…you guys are wonderful together…and ed needs more air time…so funny.you should post a weekly vid spot.
I agree,a weekly vid.
Ok, I want to hang out STAT! You guys seem so fun! :) Hope you feel better Molls, Im sorry you’re going through a rough time right now… things can only get better.
The Video was great; need more of them; you and Ed together was way cool, just bitching about anything and everything…and you look cute; that helps too.
i think molls is actually pretty, but the voice is grating ala kristen cavalari. (sp?) is that a regional thing?
Oh no, honey. I’m from Boston. The voice slowed down when I gave up on life.
Am I the only one that thinks Ed is the finished product of Chastity”chaz” Bono’s surgery?
I love the video, you guys are too cute. It should definitely be a weekly thing!
Molls, you nose doesn’t look like a whale dick, but has anyone every told you that you resemble Darlene from Rosanne?
Oh my God..I LOVE EDWARD…for dayyysss…thought ya knew!!! hehe..his blog is the shit and has had me entertained literally for days at work…I want him to be my bestie!!
http://kindafabulous.tumblr.com/
Also Molls, you are beautiful!! Your pictures on your page are so pretty. F these devils on here that are intentionally being rude with their hateful comments. I think everyone is entitled to their own opinions but its wrong to be so God damn rude. Fuck!
These two people talk exactly like each other and like Sasha. You are hanging out together way too much. Get rid of that silly valley girl speak or whatever it is. Get a life. (and a vocabulary) Learn how to enunciate. The tone and pentameter are even the same on all of you. It’s weird and immature.
You’re so lucky, Molls. I always imagined you as about 23, and if you are, you look about 8 years younger than you are. You look about 15. You’re going to age beautifully.
Love the vid.
I’m in love with you, Molls. Seriously. Crunk and hype.
Wow, if Molly is supposed to be ‘the hot one’.. =/
Gurl, you look like you’re an emo 12 year old. Take some growth whatever and get a new wardrobe.
In your case, ‘indie’ = fail.