Megan Fox’s Bad Stuff Still Looks Better Than Your Best Stuff
November 7th, 2009 by molls
Rolling Stone cover girl Megan Fox took part in a smoking hot photo shoot for the magazine, and of course, only the very best shots were used. Now several of the outtakes from the shoot have been released and trust me when I say that if this is this chick’s “bad work”, then it really doesn’t matter that she’s borderline retarded. Megan Fox cooking bacon in her undies, seductively chewing on her finger, hanging out all spread-legged and laughing wickedly… Does any of that appeal to you? Check out the gallery below…
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I love to hate her. She is so damn sexy. And everytime she opens her mouth, I wonder what her IQ is…
you are pretty too kadyn lou.
I can’t stand Megan Fox. She’s so conceited and stupid-sounding that it’s a total turn off. I’m not saying if she was standing naked before me saying “Take me, Kevin”, I wouldn’t jump at the chance, it’s just that I’d hate myself afterwards.
BTW, I agree. Kadyn Lou is way more attractive than Fox.
That child does not have an ounce of fat on her…or a ‘bad’ side..unbelievable. it’s as if Rita Hayworth, Elizabeth Taylor (young), and Lana Turner magically passed their genes on to her.
Damn her!
What the hell is that tattoo on her wrist? It looks like the friggin’ Dark Mark from Harry Potter! Yes, I’m a nerd. And no, I am definitely not a teenager either.
Anyone who looks that good gets no criticism from me, its a sign from ceiling cat or something.
Posing for sexy pics is the only thing she’ll be good at in life. How pathetic.
“Now several of the outtakes from the shoot have been released and trust me when I say that if this is this chick’s “bad work”, then it really doesn’t matter that she’s borderline retarded.”
AAHhhhHHHHHhhhhh! So true!
How can someone so physically perfect be so vacuous?? Oh, wait… imagine the alternative: what if she looked like this AND she was talented, articulate, had a degree in astrophysics and was a genuinely nice person to hang out with… I don’t think I could take that! ;oP
I can’t get passed the stupid Marilyn tattoo.
I could spend some time with her. . . if she had laryngitis.
I am so happy to see the one with the bad leg spread… and cellulite! Christmas came early! Whoot!!!!!!
she’s only as pretty as she is because of her nose job….seriously….just google megan fox at the confessions of a teenage drama queen premiere and you can see for yourself how much of a plain jane she really is.
I googled; I agree! I barely recognised her.
Same goes for Jolie – back when she had a potato nose, she was cute at best.
Yeah…wow..look at her with this nose…I mean, she still looks really hot but her nose is so much more narrow now. It really makes a difference.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BbJAArGDIEA/SHeR4Fl5g0I/AAAAAAAAHUY/1JsrnIhVj2s/s400/megan-fox-fhm-wp-1024-1.jpg
Ha! I tried it too and found this little gem of a pic! You won’t even recognize her
http://view.picapp.com/default.aspx?term=megan%20fox&iid=1602848
No FUCKING way. Woah!
Idk why she even got a nose job; She was really cute! Now she looks like a porn star.
I agree with just about everyone…her face and body are awesome..its just really sad how insanely stupid she is. I’ve seen her on talk shows and she plays this role wherein she thinks shes not hot. Its mind numbing! She and everyone on the planet knows as a fact that she is beautiful and for her to try to feign modesty is cringe worthy at best.
And her tatoo is unexplainable. How TIRED is the whole Marylin thing. Get over it young Hollywood…find a another muse to tatoo all over retarded parts of your body (lindsay).
Fuck it…get the entire cast of Night Court tatoed on your lower back if you want to a badass!
Oh and I love how she doesnt like to be compared to Angelina Jolie?????????? If someone compared me to turn that happen to resemble Jolie Id be stoked!
You put it perfectly. The faces she is making in this photo shoot and the way she positions her body imply that she knows exactly how hot she is and exactly how to work it. There are some people who I think genuinely have no idea how good looking they are. Megan Fox is not one of those people.
all i kept thinking was how uncomfortable her downstairs lady bits must have in some of those costumes riding so high and tight:)
Trailer trash and a bitch to boot.
I am finding her less and less physically attractive. She has a certain near-sighted beauty. Looks good at a distance but the closer you get, you notice the problems.
I first noticed it in her closeups in the 2nd Transformers movie: she had so much makeup on her face that it looked like a birthday cake. Now whenever I see her, the first thing I notice is the heavy makeup.
Heavy makeup on a beautiful looking woman is NEVER a good sign. I’ve dated some beautiful women and one thing they had in common was that none of them were heavy makeup users. They only used makeup to accentuate their beauty, not to cover their flaws. I have a feeling Megan Fox doesn’t look too good in the morning.
Heavy makeup, plastic surgeries and the toes for thumbs do not add up to unique beauty.
Saying she doesn’t have sex appeal or isn’t gorgeous would be denying the obvious. Still, her good looks seem like the manufactured type that tends to hit the wall in ten or less years, especially with the obvious plastic surgery. There are plenty of other models out there who had the whole ‘black hair, light eyes’ going on before Megan Fox was in Transformers.
Overrated. Pass!
i think she is pretty but in that boring barbie doll way…not in a very unique timeless way. I think the plastic surgery makes her seem just that, plastic pretty.
yawn.
She looks hot, but she is so plastic! http://www.plasticsergeant.com/megan-fox