The Lohan Tapes Continue

November 5th, 2009 by Wendie


I know that you were thinking that Michael Lohan is the biggest piece of shit ever to father an untalented actress/director/fashion designer/singer, but you haven’t been given all the evidence yet.

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Last night, Beet told us about the tapes Daddy Lohan released of a crying Lindsay.  It’s just such personal stuff, and you wonder how a parent can expose such material just to prove his “rightness.”  Wonder no more; he isn’t finished.  In today’s installment of “Michael Douchan is Telling the Truth”, he has released tapes — click here to listen — of Dina speaking to Michael in 2008 in which she claimed that when she tried to get Lindsay into rehab, LL punched her in the face.

I don’t know if any of these “revelations” will get Lindsay sober, but they sure as hell ensure that she’s probably never going to speak to her father again.


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8 Responses to “The Lohan Tapes Continue”

  1. Evil Overlord says:

    Will these people ever just go away? I know, I know…Dumb question! The answer is: no.

  2. daniwho says:

    that pic makes Dina look like she’s been poorly crafted from orange clay

  3. Anonymous says:

    If you look closely you can see the umbilical cord still attached to Lindsay and sucking the lifeblood right out of her.

  4. Britta says:

    Do you know what’s sad? The fact that Lindsay looks EXACTLY liker her mother, yet Dina is 20 + years older….

  5. Anonymous says:

    Why does she have one of those shark proof vests on? Is she working at SeaWorld now?

  6. Tako says:

    I don’t understand why we cannot hear the idiot in those tapes? obviously he edited them, like Lindsay said, otherwise we would hear an actual conversation.. What a piece of shit.. And poor Lindsay, if they were really concerned about her health, they wouldn’t be doing this to her.. I hope she sues his ass.

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