I Have So Much to Say About the Photos from the Jimmy Choo for H&M Launch
November 3rd, 2009 by Evil Beet
So I guess Jimmy Choo is doing a line for H&M. So of course they need to do a big Hollywood launch party for it. And they get a whole bunch of celebs to come. But whoever did the lighting on the red carpet completely fucked it up, so nobody gets to look good except for Hayden Panettiere, who can’t possibly look bad no matter what.
And then you have this completely tragic picture of Olivia Wilde, who is still basically the most beautiful human being on the planet, but she really need to avoid taking photos while standing next to Rashida Jones, who is incredibly tiny. Really it looks like someone did a bad job of Photoshopping them next to each other, like they messed up on the scale.
And also WTF is Paris Hilton wearing? We are NOT bringing back parachute pants, Paris. Not you, not Jimmy Choo, not anyone. We’re not bringing them back. Not now, not ever. Conversation over.
Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.
I have to ask, is it from the lack of a bra, or does Paris Hilton look like she got breast reduction surgery?
I could believe it is the lack of bra but I don’t know.
I’m guessing she just wore major push-ups the other times..
really? cuz Hayden’s head looks gigantic
She always looks like that. She’s a lollipop.
Yes – her head looks beyond HUGE – I am loving the lollipop statement.
she is the 2000’s vanna white. giant head…not a whole lotta talent.
I totally agree….Huge head, what the fuk is up?
Build a home for your youth in (Sugarloves-c o m) the best club for seeking rich lady and man!
yeah…. i dont think thats a particularly good picture of hayden. her body looks all out of proportion. actually. everyone looks oddly disproportionate in these pictures.
hayden looks awkward…
I guess M.I.A. didn’t get the memo that everyone was supposed to wear head-to-toe black to this soiree.
Aside from the parachute pants I actually think Paris Hilton looks really good. I still hate her though!
Paris needs a posing refresher course – call Miss Jay from ANTM.
I actually thought Paris looked pretty good-with parachute pants.
I don’t understand the whole Olivia Wilde thing… I think she’s kinda homely. Rashida is much prettier in my opinion.
i dont think she looks homely by any means, but her forhead is just HUGE. she needs some bangs.
I think Olivia Wilde is hot.
I also think that Rashida Jones is an absolute cutie.
Jimmy Choo for H&M?!??!?!?! I need to get over to H&M!
IMHO Hayden P always looks terrible.
I see what you are saying about the lighting Beet, but I’m pretty sure M.I.A. looks terrible because she wore some little kid’s shark Halloween costume.
no. the parachute pants are coming back… and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Really ur comments about Olivia Wilde..stop..just stop…plain and simple. She is way beyond gorgeous. Rashida is adorable to hold her own and talented (great comedic actress) Just lay off Olivia ..please