Hey, Brit? Yeah, Threesomes Aren’t a New Invention
November 2nd, 2009 by WendieNow that we can watch Britney Spears’ entire video instead of viewing it three seconds at a time, I’ve got something to say about the most ridiculous lyric ever: “Livin’ in sin is the new thing.” Oh, Brit — you are so young.
Anyway, here’s Brit’s video for her newest single, “3.”
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For a song about threesomes, the video isn’t very exciting.
I thought the same thing. Snoozefest.
i was just gonna say the same thing. shes gone and let us down :p
It’s rare when young people don’t think they invented sex.
With the exception of power tools, there’s nothing new under the sun as far as sex is concerned.
What about smearing monkey feces on your body and rolling in oatmeal and then letting a llama lick it off? Done that one?
I didn’t say I’ve done, I just said it’s been done.
There’s no reason to assume that nobody thought of monkey feces and a llama 1000 years ago…
Does she EVER brush her hair? She’s had the same hair for like 5 years now. BRUSH IT WOMAN. BRUSH IT.
why is she even still in the music business?? her songs haven’t changed since she came out….and her only real talent was her dancing which she has completely lost…..this video blew…ill take shakiras video over this turd
This sucked, the video, especially her hair omg.
It wasnt even terribly sexy
ugh!!
10 years later and she’s STILL using the same moves as when she first started.
The outfits she wore in this were NOT flattering, especially that white swimsuit thing. This wasn’t even very exciting, I agree. She used to be a great performer and now it seems she doesn’t try very hard in her performances as far as dancing goes. She just tries to ride her fame. I want to see her dance again!
What’s wrong with her hair? It looks fine to me. I like messier hair though. I’d take that over super straight burnt looking hair anyday though. Embrace the wild =]
you must be fucking blind, unless you like peoples hair to look like shit! wow, your hair must look like crap on a regular basis
why does everyone hate on abbi throughout all these posts?
I like you abbi. you say your opinion! That is the point of a blog.
Well, I guess it could have been worse. Her skin finally looks much better. I do wish she would actually dance her ass off like she used to; until she does that, she’s still the crazy, insecure, head shaving Britney who’s terrified to make another mistake.
On another note, I like how this song totally contradicts itself with these two lines:
1) Livin’ in sin is the new thing, yeah
2) What we do is innocent, just for fun…
Sin vs. Innocence. Am I off here?
I had to google the lyrics because I thought I kept hearing “Peter” in the chorus, and sure enough “Peter Paul and Mary” are lyrics! Those three remind me of Christian folk singers, not three people in a sexual tryst! Weren’t some of them related? It is just the creepiest lyric EVER!
Her hair is so bad, I just don’t understand it. Messy look is in, but the “bad hair extension look” is def NOT!
“1..2..3..Peter, Paul and Mary…”
Really Britney? Really?
What’s your next hit gonna be? A club remix of Puff the Magic Dragon?
Mother. Effing. LAME.
oh god that was really hilarious lol i cant stop giggling. thanks ;D
I feel like she was even ripping off the single ladies vid in a way, with the black and white backgrounds and such.
Bad rip off… Oh Brit I expected more out of this.
Seems Brit Brit just walked through this performance. Could have made a big diffence if she actually danced with some energy. Sigh
I agree. All she really does is walk, touch her hair, and turn her head to look at the camera.
The song was sexier WITHOUT the video! I’m not a Britney fan – but tolerated this the first three or four times on the radio.
MY EEEEEEEEARS
THEY ARE BLEEEEEEDING :<
i hate everything about this genre of music…
“Hey Brit” “Threesomes aren’t a new invention”
It is when it’s between family members.
haha, i actually like this song. its really catchy. but then again, all her songa are catchy. and then they get annoying, boring and bland.